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The RaccFather
@crowandraccdaddy.bsky.social
I tweet racoon, crows, dogs, random thoughts, & burns on dispicable politicians. Only answer DM's from Gambians & scammers pretending to be hot girls.
My crow family is on their 3rd generation. I now only see the 3 that were born since I started feeding their parents since I had to take down their food trays. I still sneak them food when they call me to my window. Kibble omelettes are their favorite.
November 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Got me a selfie stick just in time for #raccurday
November 23, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Been kinda down lately with the election & holidays.

This little guy will definitely help cheer me up.

What should I name him?
November 22, 2024 at 2:48 PM
I promise to lighten things up with adorable raccoon and crow content!!! 🦝🐦‍⬛
November 19, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Me doing my Raygun impersonation:
November 19, 2024 at 11:29 PM
I promise to lighten things up 🦝🥰🦝
November 19, 2024 at 11:29 PM
This racc is back!!!
November 19, 2024 at 7:07 PM
This racc is back!
November 19, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Sorry I've been out of pocket.

Been avoiding reality for a little while but it's time to get back to making people smile with some lighter (only political sometimes) posts.

🐦‍⬛❤🦝❤
November 19, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Merry Xmas Eve! 🥰🎄🎁🦝🐦‍⬛
December 25, 2023 at 1:45 AM
Here's two very different looking crows. They're the same crow though. Happy mad.
November 2, 2023 at 10:44 PM
I'm a Bearaccoon!! 🐻🦝
October 30, 2023 at 11:25 PM
Luna cuddling a turtle stuffie.

🐢🐩🐢🐩🐢🐩🐢🐩🐢🐩🐢
October 26, 2023 at 10:43 PM
Humans!! You've had your run & failed miserably. It's time for raccs to rule. 🦝🦝🦝🦝
October 13, 2023 at 2:58 AM
Reviewed the numbers & we're going to have to make garbage day every day to fill our quota. 🗑️🦝🗑️🦝🗑️🦝🗑️🦝🗑️🦝🗑️
September 29, 2023 at 10:40 PM
I won't tell anyone when I've won the lottery but there will be signs. 🦝💵
September 23, 2023 at 5:21 PM
My Uber is here
September 21, 2023 at 8:16 PM
Get in
September 21, 2023 at 3:59 AM
Take these magical grapes, human, & embark on your spirit quest. Become one with garbage & listen to the trees.
September 21, 2023 at 1:21 AM
Scooch over kitties it's #Raccurday

🎶Come & get your love🎶😘🦝
September 16, 2023 at 4:25 PM
No, I'm always doing that.
September 14, 2023 at 2:31 AM
BREAKING NEWS

Aaron Rodgers's statement:

"While I'm disappointed with the end of the 2023 season ending for me after only 4 plays I'm grateful to have more time to focus on conspiracy theories & cultivating my own meth".
September 13, 2023 at 11:17 PM
Post a bird to celebrate 1,000,000 users on Bluesky. 🐦‍⬛
September 13, 2023 at 2:32 AM
My exorcism went well. I'm only partially possessed by a moderately evil demon now.
September 13, 2023 at 12:24 AM
Yeah, omw.
September 12, 2023 at 8:54 PM