I won't wish death upon people I hate.
But I will abso-fucking-lutely curse them with kidney stones.

I don't know if it's good or normal, but I 100% burned through my entire stock of cutesy flirty memes and images in like... an hour when my S.O. and I first started seeing each other back in September.

And I had quite a few stored away lol.

Anyway, she's fucking amazing and I love her.

I love when the weather shifts more degrees in one day than my age, and then shifts back the other way a couple days later.

I bought a tree.
Merry holiday

Here's me. Looking hobo-ish but quite recently showered! And my cat that's about to jump outta frame.

I figure my first post should be something classy. Something witty, or poetic, or philosophical.
Something thought-provoking.
But instead of, here's me deepthroating a bottle of mead at my friends' wedding.