Captain-Potato
@crotch-monster.bsky.social
Hi! I'm a janitor at a truck stop. From the blue state of Washington.
They lie to our faces with such ease. Boy they must think we're all really stupid.
January 8, 2026 at 8:04 PM
They lie to our faces with such ease. Boy they must think we're all really stupid.
Release the Epstein files.
November 16, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Release the Epstein files.
He'd pardon him and appoint him to the Supreme Court.
October 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
He'd pardon him and appoint him to the Supreme Court.
He knows. He just thinks we're all as stupid as all those MAGA clowns. I'd love to see someone just slap that smug loser right in the face.
October 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
He knows. He just thinks we're all as stupid as all those MAGA clowns. I'd love to see someone just slap that smug loser right in the face.
These idiots really believe there won't be consequences. Trump is almost dead. He only cares about himself and all these ICE agents are completely expendable. Their sole purpose is to get assaulted or worse in order to further instigate Martial Law.
October 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
These idiots really believe there won't be consequences. Trump is almost dead. He only cares about himself and all these ICE agents are completely expendable. Their sole purpose is to get assaulted or worse in order to further instigate Martial Law.
When this is all over. I hope they all go to prison or worse.
October 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
When this is all over. I hope they all go to prison or worse.
This is ridiculous. Release the Epstein files.
September 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
This is ridiculous. Release the Epstein files.
Sorry for the delay. Consider yourself followed. Lol.
September 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Sorry for the delay. Consider yourself followed. Lol.
It will take all the Earth's metals to build that big giant Potato head of his.
September 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
It will take all the Earth's metals to build that big giant Potato head of his.
I'm saving my money for the pilgrimage to stand in line to piss on his grave. His obituary can't come soon enough.
September 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I'm saving my money for the pilgrimage to stand in line to piss on his grave. His obituary can't come soon enough.
It's not so fun when the shoe is on the other foot is it?
Immigrating to America from a third world country. I thought I wouldn't have to worry about anything like this again. Now I find myself worrying every time I go to work, the store, or even just a walk around the block. If I'm coming home.
Immigrating to America from a third world country. I thought I wouldn't have to worry about anything like this again. Now I find myself worrying every time I go to work, the store, or even just a walk around the block. If I'm coming home.
September 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It's not so fun when the shoe is on the other foot is it?
Immigrating to America from a third world country. I thought I wouldn't have to worry about anything like this again. Now I find myself worrying every time I go to work, the store, or even just a walk around the block. If I'm coming home.
Immigrating to America from a third world country. I thought I wouldn't have to worry about anything like this again. Now I find myself worrying every time I go to work, the store, or even just a walk around the block. If I'm coming home.
lol, MAGA clowns don't have money. Last I heard, they sent their last 15 dollars to help get their orange child molester into heaven. The rest they spent on gold shoes and tampons that they stapled to their ears.
September 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
lol, MAGA clowns don't have money. Last I heard, they sent their last 15 dollars to help get their orange child molester into heaven. The rest they spent on gold shoes and tampons that they stapled to their ears.
This is the stupidest bunch of idiots to ever be assembled. I've been the victim of identity theft once already and it's a huge PITA to fix. If it happens again because of this DOGE nonsense. I'm using the government for 100 billion dollars.
September 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
This is the stupidest bunch of idiots to ever be assembled. I've been the victim of identity theft once already and it's a huge PITA to fix. If it happens again because of this DOGE nonsense. I'm using the government for 100 billion dollars.
Come on Ronald McDonald, do your thing and end this orange bag of shit.
August 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Come on Ronald McDonald, do your thing and end this orange bag of shit.
It's a little bit weird, but I think it's better than them having a pet. Especially the ones with dementia or Alzheimer's. Everyone needs some sort of companion. A robot is better than nothing.
August 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
It's a little bit weird, but I think it's better than them having a pet. Especially the ones with dementia or Alzheimer's. Everyone needs some sort of companion. A robot is better than nothing.
He's not lying. The crime rate did go up in DC. By at least 34 felonies. There's more rapists living there now as well.
August 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
He's not lying. The crime rate did go up in DC. By at least 34 felonies. There's more rapists living there now as well.
She's an illegal immigrant and she should be in Alligator Alcatraz. Trump's entire family are a bunch of freeloading anchor babies.
August 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
She's an illegal immigrant and she should be in Alligator Alcatraz. Trump's entire family are a bunch of freeloading anchor babies.
Yea he needs to go. His Administration, everyone that enables him needs to go. Unless you've been living under a rock. This is a dictatorship. I left a country once already to escape a authoritarian government. I don't understand why we aren't in the streets already? We should all be out there.
August 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Yea he needs to go. His Administration, everyone that enables him needs to go. Unless you've been living under a rock. This is a dictatorship. I left a country once already to escape a authoritarian government. I don't understand why we aren't in the streets already? We should all be out there.
This Administration is absolutely disgusting. The richest country on Earth and its people are sleeping on the streets and digging for food in the dumpster. Greedy corporations would rather buildings sit empty and edible food go in the trash than help another human being.
July 31, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This Administration is absolutely disgusting. The richest country on Earth and its people are sleeping on the streets and digging for food in the dumpster. Greedy corporations would rather buildings sit empty and edible food go in the trash than help another human being.
I knew buying all those 10 billion Zimbabwe Dollars would eventually pay off.
July 31, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I knew buying all those 10 billion Zimbabwe Dollars would eventually pay off.
Everyone that voted No to releasing the Epstein papers is a certified child molester and rapist. There is no reason to not want this made public.You're protecting rapists. Simple as that. Everyone that voted No, needs to be voted out and investigated. Democrat or Republican.
July 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Everyone that voted No to releasing the Epstein papers is a certified child molester and rapist. There is no reason to not want this made public.You're protecting rapists. Simple as that. Everyone that voted No, needs to be voted out and investigated. Democrat or Republican.
Die slow Trump. You pants shitting piece of garbage.
May 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Die slow Trump. You pants shitting piece of garbage.
God man, can't he just shut his stupid face for like one day.
May 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
God man, can't he just shut his stupid face for like one day.
God he's such a dufus. He has got to be the stupidest idiot on the planet.
May 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
God he's such a dufus. He has got to be the stupidest idiot on the planet.