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Finally grew some balls and deleted my Twitter account i started in 09.
RIP to @armchairlinebacker who had the best final tweet
RIP to @armchairlinebacker who had the best final tweet
Was just asked to leave a tip at a self checkout Kiosk 🧐
April 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Was just asked to leave a tip at a self checkout Kiosk 🧐
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Connor McDavid wins it in OT
February 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Connor McDavid wins it in OT
In this house, we worship the 1 true god
February 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
In this house, we worship the 1 true god
Finally grew some balls and deleted my Twitter account i started in 09.
RIP to @armchairlinebacker who had the best final tweet
RIP to @armchairlinebacker who had the best final tweet
January 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Finally grew some balls and deleted my Twitter account i started in 09.
RIP to @armchairlinebacker who had the best final tweet
RIP to @armchairlinebacker who had the best final tweet
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nytimes is cooking up articles in a lab to reach new frontiers of things you could not pay me enough to read
January 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
nytimes is cooking up articles in a lab to reach new frontiers of things you could not pay me enough to read
Let's go lions!
December 6, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Let's go lions!
UNLV coach screams for a dry ball. It causally gets delivered like a pizza. The long snapper still tosses it high and it ends up a safety
November 23, 2024 at 4:34 AM
UNLV coach screams for a dry ball. It causally gets delivered like a pizza. The long snapper still tosses it high and it ends up a safety
This UNLV / San Jose State game is insane. It has to be scripted
November 23, 2024 at 4:31 AM
This UNLV / San Jose State game is insane. It has to be scripted
Would actually love having Daniel Jones as the backup for the lions
November 22, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Would actually love having Daniel Jones as the backup for the lions
My midlife crisis is putting lettuce on my tacos again
November 15, 2024 at 12:14 AM
My midlife crisis is putting lettuce on my tacos again
Another problem with twitter is I can clearly tell lots of the tweets are from 19 year old and it makes me feel older
November 13, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Another problem with twitter is I can clearly tell lots of the tweets are from 19 year old and it makes me feel older
Got distracted as the gas station staring at a fat ass and put gasoline in my diesel like a retard 😉
November 7, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Got distracted as the gas station staring at a fat ass and put gasoline in my diesel like a retard 😉
Found the cure for heartburn
October 17, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Found the cure for heartburn
The Vancouver Canucks make me want to kill myself
October 10, 2024 at 5:06 AM
The Vancouver Canucks make me want to kill myself
Got called an "old head" playing online video games without revealing my age. It's over
May 10, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Got called an "old head" playing online video games without revealing my age. It's over
Back finally messed up enough that I gotta see a doctor/ chiropractor/ massage. Need somebody to put me on LTIR
April 9, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Back finally messed up enough that I gotta see a doctor/ chiropractor/ massage. Need somebody to put me on LTIR
Just got 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece for the first time in my life
March 14, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Just got 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece for the first time in my life
Finally replaced my kitchen light roughly a year after it stopped working.
March 13, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Finally replaced my kitchen light roughly a year after it stopped working.
Well there was a stabbing at my apartment. Luckily it was at the other building
February 18, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Well there was a stabbing at my apartment. Luckily it was at the other building
Found out today that some people think dental tools were made to look "scary" so black people wouldn't go to the dentist
February 10, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Found out today that some people think dental tools were made to look "scary" so black people wouldn't go to the dentist
Apparently Australians love meth so much that drug cartels have to make the highest quality meth when they ship it there.
January 23, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Apparently Australians love meth so much that drug cartels have to make the highest quality meth when they ship it there.
My mom ordered gluten free pizza and it tastes like absolute dog shit
January 22, 2024 at 2:23 AM
My mom ordered gluten free pizza and it tastes like absolute dog shit
First time working out since I got COVID and I really did not enjoy it
January 18, 2024 at 11:20 PM
First time working out since I got COVID and I really did not enjoy it
Got COVID for the first time in 2024, good shit
January 4, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Got COVID for the first time in 2024, good shit
I was supposed to do stuff after I dropped my dog off at the groomer but I literally just went back to bed for 3 hours. Oops
December 30, 2023 at 8:24 PM
I was supposed to do stuff after I dropped my dog off at the groomer but I literally just went back to bed for 3 hours. Oops