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Kevin_02496
@cronikcrypto.bsky.social
Just a guy. Might post stuff. Probably snacks involved.
Staring at my popcorn ceiling
January 15, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Why do socks vanish in the dryer but never when they're still on your feet? 🧦 Is it physics, a portal, or just a sock conspiracy? Asking for my laundry basket... 🤔
November 30, 2024 at 8:43 AM
Me: plans to be productive

Also me: spends 2 hours reading random posts on Bluesky
November 28, 2024 at 7:49 AM
Just here trying to figure out if I’m the main character or an extra in someone else’s story. Either way, I’m stealing snacks from craft services.
November 27, 2024 at 8:59 AM
What does CNTRL + ALT + BACKSPACE do?
November 26, 2024 at 5:51 AM
Just here on BlueSky causing mild chaos and hoping nobody notices I still don’t know what I’m doing.
November 26, 2024 at 5:48 AM
Good afternoon Skybies!
November 25, 2024 at 6:46 PM
The real conspiracy is that daylight saving time exists just to confuse our pets. They don’t know why dinner is late, and frankly, neither do I.

Goodnight Skybies✌️
November 25, 2024 at 10:32 AM
What if the color blue you see isn’t the same blue I see? Like, what if my blue is your yellow, but we’ll never know because we both just call it blue?

Anyway, this is why I can’t be trusted to make normal small talk.
November 25, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Running on a solid three hours of sleep and a questionable amount of coffee. Let’s see if caffeine can fix my life decisions today.
November 24, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Alright, time to recharge my human battery. If you hear snoring, it’s probably the cat. Goodnight, weirdos!
November 24, 2024 at 8:55 AM
Currently convinced my phone is plotting against me. It autocorrects 'lol' to 'library' and now I’m wondering if I’m being forced into a life of intellectualism.
November 24, 2024 at 7:05 AM
Pretty sure my crypto wallet has a curse on it. Who do I call for blockchain exorcisms? 😫
November 24, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Hour 2 on BlueSky. Still no idea what I’m doing, but at least it’s not Facebook. What are we even supposed to post here? Asking for Kevin.
November 24, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Twitter X needed a chaotic sibling. Same chaos, fewer billionaires. Is it called a chirp here? 🐦⛅
November 24, 2024 at 3:54 AM