Crole
@croletan.bsky.social
Stop having famine with the salmon and have your fill with the krill
December 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Stop having famine with the salmon and have your fill with the krill
vampires don't use protection because they can't come inside without permission
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
vampires don't use protection because they can't come inside without permission
Need to get a job as the guy who plays "on hold" music
September 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Need to get a job as the guy who plays "on hold" music
everyday I do jeopardy questions to keep me humble
September 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
everyday I do jeopardy questions to keep me humble
using colonoscopy prep juice as a mixer
September 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
using colonoscopy prep juice as a mixer
Any pronouns are fine for me, but he/him for my jobsona
September 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Any pronouns are fine for me, but he/him for my jobsona
I mean 27 is really just too many dresses. They're reusable lad
September 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I mean 27 is really just too many dresses. They're reusable lad
why did they call it the middle ages, how did they know there would be another age
September 7, 2025 at 12:38 PM
why did they call it the middle ages, how did they know there would be another age
Muslim Sonic: Gotta go fast!
September 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Muslim Sonic: Gotta go fast!
why is Dave Matthews banned
September 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
why is Dave Matthews banned
Out here inventing new parts of speech. The single entendre, the semi apostrophe, etc.
August 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Out here inventing new parts of speech. The single entendre, the semi apostrophe, etc.
Fact: the Mario Brothers have a third brother, Fario, but he is never close enough to appear on screen.
August 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Fact: the Mario Brothers have a third brother, Fario, but he is never close enough to appear on screen.
Donkey pastor: let us bray
August 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Donkey pastor: let us bray
Are you a Great Ape or just a Chimp Chump
August 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Are you a Great Ape or just a Chimp Chump
imagine your wife gets murdered and people across the nation blame you. Fucked up how they treated The Juice.
August 18, 2025 at 12:34 PM
imagine your wife gets murdered and people across the nation blame you. Fucked up how they treated The Juice.
For sale: Cow tools, poorly made
August 13, 2025 at 10:16 AM
For sale: Cow tools, poorly made
Got the food out of my teeth
August 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Got the food out of my teeth
Sometimes I eat two different probiotics and let them fight in my body
August 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Sometimes I eat two different probiotics and let them fight in my body
Fed my dog Five Guys now he's bipedal
August 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Fed my dog Five Guys now he's bipedal
Got drunk at the anti-taxi convention and now I can't drive home
August 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Got drunk at the anti-taxi convention and now I can't drive home
just made a new cocktail with the juice from a Magic 8-Ball
August 5, 2025 at 10:03 AM
just made a new cocktail with the juice from a Magic 8-Ball
AITA for calling my best friend's music "goobercore"?
July 27, 2025 at 8:28 AM
AITA for calling my best friend's music "goobercore"?
Who up tuggin' the slug
July 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Who up tuggin' the slug
I could never finish mean girls. The girls, frankly, were too mean.
July 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I could never finish mean girls. The girls, frankly, were too mean.