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I pronounce this website as Blue - Ski
Ah, yes. Saying that there are other people going through the same struggle with epilepsy is unkind 🤦‍♂️
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Your posts are unhinged on my timeline this morning. I’m here for it
November 6, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I’m hoping that in the Witcher 4 everything bad happens away from Toussaint 🙏🙏🙏
November 6, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Glad i deactivated a while ago
October 26, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Dad?!
October 25, 2025 at 9:48 AM
The kid or the test? Both
October 24, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Me supporting Planter for his policies and then immediately being told about the tattoo. Nope I’m out byeeeee
bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
media.tenor.com
October 22, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I’m so irrationally annoyed that I have to maintain a lawn.
October 22, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Simpson needs to buy him a Rolex or something for that hospital ball
October 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
He has to have something on some big execs to keep getting leading roles
October 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Definition of a hospital ball. Reminds me of Manning always getting Austin Colley knocked out
October 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Simpson threw the definition of a hospital ball.
October 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I will die a transition lens defender. The only reason I stopped getting them was because they’re expensive.

I’m a married old millennial who left the fashion train years ago.
October 11, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Pretty sure they faked this for engagement
October 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I also have a soft spot for the White Sox because of Frank Thomas.
October 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
UHHhHhHhHhHgHh
October 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Queen
October 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Scratch a liberal…
October 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Nothing I ever do will be as meaningful and as brave as those on the flotilla. The fact that anyone is even opposing them is insane.
October 2, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Zinc knows what it did
October 2, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Same! I also hate my football and basketball teams
October 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I used to drive long distances all the time no problem. Now I get high anxiety even driving to work.
October 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It’s so normalized everyone basically shrugs and moves on with their day. I hate it here
September 29, 2025 at 12:19 PM
At what point am I just calling it because it’s bad here
September 29, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I hate this country. I also don’t “look” like the people they are arresting, but want to push back against this fascist bs. How can a citizen not living in these big cities help?
September 29, 2025 at 10:23 AM