Crocosaurus
@crocosaurusrex.bsky.social
I am old and cantankerous. And I bite.
The exhausting thing is that it’s all out there in plain sight. I have no spies or insider information. What I see is in plain sight for anyone else to see if they would just pay attention. If you don’t see a problem with the data in front of your eyes, well…
January 27, 2026 at 5:10 PM
The exhausting thing is that it’s all out there in plain sight. I have no spies or insider information. What I see is in plain sight for anyone else to see if they would just pay attention. If you don’t see a problem with the data in front of your eyes, well…
"I'm struggling to keep the doors open."
"Buy me an $1800 MacBook Air."
"Give me money to start another business."
Honestly, I blame Amanda Palmer for this lack of complete self-awareness in the "ask for it" culture she promoted.
"Buy me an $1800 MacBook Air."
"Give me money to start another business."
Honestly, I blame Amanda Palmer for this lack of complete self-awareness in the "ask for it" culture she promoted.
January 26, 2026 at 4:44 PM
"I'm struggling to keep the doors open."
"Buy me an $1800 MacBook Air."
"Give me money to start another business."
Honestly, I blame Amanda Palmer for this lack of complete self-awareness in the "ask for it" culture she promoted.
"Buy me an $1800 MacBook Air."
"Give me money to start another business."
Honestly, I blame Amanda Palmer for this lack of complete self-awareness in the "ask for it" culture she promoted.
Still trying to sus out where all that “integrity, values, ethics, and transparency” stuff vanished to when it stopped being convenient.
This is why I don’t believe people who boast about their positive values.
This is why I don’t believe people who boast about their positive values.
January 20, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Still trying to sus out where all that “integrity, values, ethics, and transparency” stuff vanished to when it stopped being convenient.
This is why I don’t believe people who boast about their positive values.
This is why I don’t believe people who boast about their positive values.
Ok, that quote from Shakespeare earlier was bollocks.
January 19, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Ok, that quote from Shakespeare earlier was bollocks.
“Demand me nothing. What you know, you know. From this time on I never will speak word.” - Iago, “Othello”
January 18, 2026 at 9:07 PM
“Demand me nothing. What you know, you know. From this time on I never will speak word.” - Iago, “Othello”
Considering the fact that literally 3 people follow me here it is pretty obvious who is taking screenshots and sharing them.
Wish I could say I was surprised by that.
I hope you find what you are looking for and don’t have to tear down anyone else in order to do it, J.
Wish I could say I was surprised by that.
I hope you find what you are looking for and don’t have to tear down anyone else in order to do it, J.
January 17, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Considering the fact that literally 3 people follow me here it is pretty obvious who is taking screenshots and sharing them.
Wish I could say I was surprised by that.
I hope you find what you are looking for and don’t have to tear down anyone else in order to do it, J.
Wish I could say I was surprised by that.
I hope you find what you are looking for and don’t have to tear down anyone else in order to do it, J.
Never forget that you are only a valid member of the kink community if you pay for membership to your local dungeon. If you don’t? Fuck off. You don’t matter.
January 3, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Never forget that you are only a valid member of the kink community if you pay for membership to your local dungeon. If you don’t? Fuck off. You don’t matter.
I am not here as much any more because my lovely wife bailed and she was who I had the most engagement with, but I just gotta scream into the void for a second…
December 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I am not here as much any more because my lovely wife bailed and she was who I had the most engagement with, but I just gotta scream into the void for a second…
I have no problem with Veterans asking for and receiving discounts because of their time in the service, but the number of people I see on FetLife today trying to use their Veteran status to get laid is…really gross.
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I have no problem with Veterans asking for and receiving discounts because of their time in the service, but the number of people I see on FetLife today trying to use their Veteran status to get laid is…really gross.
People are fucking weird. Just had someone stop and block traffic to wait for me to pull out of a parking spot to save ten feet of walking. The person behind them proceeded to yank their car into an adjoining aisle to get past the first person so they didn’t have to wait for them.
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
People are fucking weird. Just had someone stop and block traffic to wait for me to pull out of a parking spot to save ten feet of walking. The person behind them proceeded to yank their car into an adjoining aisle to get past the first person so they didn’t have to wait for them.
I am, and always shall be, the quintessential Gen X’er. Over here shrugging and saying whatever because nobody really gives a shit anyway.
November 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I am, and always shall be, the quintessential Gen X’er. Over here shrugging and saying whatever because nobody really gives a shit anyway.
I don’t know who decided we needed to swap out “sharing space” for “spending time,” but those people need to share space with a baseball bat.
November 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I don’t know who decided we needed to swap out “sharing space” for “spending time,” but those people need to share space with a baseball bat.
When my social interactions become a net negative in terms of my mental health and general well being I know it is time to redirect my energy somewhere else.
October 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
When my social interactions become a net negative in terms of my mental health and general well being I know it is time to redirect my energy somewhere else.
I sincerely hope I never get to a point in my life when I have to suck up to a group of individuals that includes so many current and former consent violators in a desperate attempt to keep the doors of my business open.
October 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I sincerely hope I never get to a point in my life when I have to suck up to a group of individuals that includes so many current and former consent violators in a desperate attempt to keep the doors of my business open.
It is a scientific fact that the good work you do doesn’t matter unless you constantly tell everyone around you how much good work you do and how much you sacrifice to do it. Your work is even more impactful if you talk about how many spoons it cost you.
I don’t make up the rules, folks.
I don’t make up the rules, folks.
October 27, 2025 at 10:38 AM
It is a scientific fact that the good work you do doesn’t matter unless you constantly tell everyone around you how much good work you do and how much you sacrifice to do it. Your work is even more impactful if you talk about how many spoons it cost you.
I don’t make up the rules, folks.
I don’t make up the rules, folks.
I absolutely love my life. I really do.
October 26, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I absolutely love my life. I really do.
Jesus this is real.
One of my biggest flaws is my hair trigger around feeling taken advantage of. I catch a whiff (true or not) of someone trying to take advantage, pull one over, or in some other way humiliate me, my psyche goes wonky and I flip my shit and lose all reason.
Working on it
Also why I like to be alone
Working on it
Also why I like to be alone
October 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Jesus this is real.
A often maligned local kinkster once said to me that kink was where people went who couldn’t find anywhere else that would accept them. Not even churches.
I dunno, but I feel like that is a disservice to those people. Like, it’s ok that you have no social skills we are happy to put up with you!
I dunno, but I feel like that is a disservice to those people. Like, it’s ok that you have no social skills we are happy to put up with you!
October 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
A often maligned local kinkster once said to me that kink was where people went who couldn’t find anywhere else that would accept them. Not even churches.
I dunno, but I feel like that is a disservice to those people. Like, it’s ok that you have no social skills we are happy to put up with you!
I dunno, but I feel like that is a disservice to those people. Like, it’s ok that you have no social skills we are happy to put up with you!
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While I'll always want to give the benefit of the doubt to somebody citing mental health difficulties as the reason for their abhorrent behaviour, it's also the case that citing spurious mental health issues as a way of insulating yourself from valid criticism is a tactic certain people have used.
October 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
While I'll always want to give the benefit of the doubt to somebody citing mental health difficulties as the reason for their abhorrent behaviour, it's also the case that citing spurious mental health issues as a way of insulating yourself from valid criticism is a tactic certain people have used.
"Your leather journey is your journey and you shouldn't let anyone dictate what leather is to you."
"That person has no right to lead a leather group. They don't even have boots."
THESE TWO THINGS WERE SAID BY THE SAME PERSON.
"That person has no right to lead a leather group. They don't even have boots."
THESE TWO THINGS WERE SAID BY THE SAME PERSON.
October 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
"Your leather journey is your journey and you shouldn't let anyone dictate what leather is to you."
"That person has no right to lead a leather group. They don't even have boots."
THESE TWO THINGS WERE SAID BY THE SAME PERSON.
"That person has no right to lead a leather group. They don't even have boots."
THESE TWO THINGS WERE SAID BY THE SAME PERSON.
Not that anyone is asking, but it will be a cold day in hell before I send my contact information to an anonymous account to be given the right to attend a munch at a Beef O' Fucking Bradys.
October 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Not that anyone is asking, but it will be a cold day in hell before I send my contact information to an anonymous account to be given the right to attend a munch at a Beef O' Fucking Bradys.
“Quite often the most helpful people are the ones who have been through the most shit.” - My therapist
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The West Wing - Noël - Down in a Hole
YouTube video by Colin Barnette
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October 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
“Quite often the most helpful people are the ones who have been through the most shit.” - My therapist
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I am well aware that this question is sparked by confirmation bias, but I really gotta ask - Why does everything stressful in my life always seem to happen at once. Why can’t they just kind of trickle out slowly over time?
October 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I am well aware that this question is sparked by confirmation bias, but I really gotta ask - Why does everything stressful in my life always seem to happen at once. Why can’t they just kind of trickle out slowly over time?
