Dave
crocolyle.bsky.social
Dave
@crocolyle.bsky.social
I have a degree in shapes.
Reposted by Dave
I don’t describe Cavs beatdowns by point differential, I use the only metric that matters Tristian Thompson Minutes

Example:

CAVS beat the Knick’s ass so bad that Tristian Thompson played 8 minutes
February 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Evan Mobley. #LetEmKnow
February 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Reposted by Dave
January 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
This might actually be the funniest thing I’ve ever read.
Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches
I'm stuck in the back of my cybertruck
December 8, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Reposted by Dave
December 7, 2024 at 11:49 PM
This reads like an @theonion.com headline, but it’s actually @apnews.com
December 7, 2024 at 3:34 AM
I guess we’re doin this.
✅WWE
✅Pokémon
✅Legend of Zelda
✅Ratchet & Clank
✅Stephen King
✅Arthur C. Clarke
✅Rod Serling
✅Carl Sagan
✅Astronomy/Astrophysics
✅Puns/Dad Jokes
✅Doodling
November 19, 2024 at 10:09 PM