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ѕυper нard joнnѕon мaĸeѕ ladιeѕ ѕcreaм (Still V✨)
@crocofi.bsky.social
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The human embodiment of an energy drink.

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Living the Barbie and Ken dream with my wife. 💖🙈
Two pairs of front facing shoes. The tongue of the shoes are plush bunnies, based off the marshmallow snack, Peeps. The pair on the left is pink, featuring yellow shoelaces and Peeps. The pair on the right is yellow, featuring pink shoelaces and blue Peeps. A sideways view of two pairs of shoes. The pink pair on the left features a side panel printed with chicky Peeps. They are pink, yellow, green and blue. The yellow pair on the right features a side panel printed with bunny Peeps. They are pink, yellow, green and blue. The Peeps candy logo is printed in white and featured on the exterior and interior of the shoes.
April 17, 2024 at 12:34 AM
crocofi.bsky.social
He doesn’t know he’s in the way.
An orange cat (named Quincy) sprawled across my legs. There is a pink reading light clipped to a (not pictured) journal.
December 20, 2023 at 2:40 AM
crocofi.bsky.social
To whom it may concern: I am cozy
A photo of a bedroom with warm lighting and a red blanket. There is a (powered down) TV with a built in DVD player.
December 15, 2023 at 4:35 AM
crocofi.bsky.social
I took this as my “before” picture for cleaning, but somehow it looked cute and inviting. …so uh, there is no after. I just wiggled my way in and am sitting amongst my trappings and belongings, like a little creature.
A cluttered space with various items scattered about. There looks to be an attempt at sorting things by category, but overall, it is a messy space.
November 27, 2023 at 1:30 AM
crocofi.bsky.social
A fool.
An orange cat fwumped mid-roll on a kotatsu. He is vaguely gourd shaped.
November 15, 2023 at 2:55 AM
crocofi.bsky.social
Finally installed anti-theft devices on all my scissors. 🥰
Four pairs of scissors (…four pair?), each with a keychain affixed to the handle to deter the local scissor thief (my wife) from taking them to her lair.
November 10, 2023 at 1:00 AM
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My wife stopped by work to bring me sweets. 🥺 “I know Mondays are busy and I thought you could use a pick me up.”🦇🧡💜🖤
Pastries in the shape of a jack o lantern/pumpkin and a ghost. A cat themed cream puff with a cute winking expression. (She does not know she is going to be devoured.)
October 30, 2023 at 7:41 PM
crocofi.bsky.social
Him.
An orange cat snoozing away on a red blanket. He has stripes on his legs and face. His belly is spotted. He kind of looks like a rain stick.
October 17, 2023 at 1:47 AM
crocofi.bsky.social
My wife got me a crane game for our anniversary! 👾💖 (And by me, I clearly mean Quincy.)
October 11, 2023 at 7:26 PM