crococo
@crococo.bsky.social
i wish i could change my Social Security number. 436-67-4245 just isn't *fun* enough, ya know?
Hans Zimmer urinal at Midway airport
October 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Hans Zimmer urinal at Midway airport
someone should make something like this except instead of killing you it's just kinda scary and perfectly safe
July 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
someone should make something like this except instead of killing you it's just kinda scary and perfectly safe
Won't somebody please think of the young white men??
June 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Won't somebody please think of the young white men??
oh goooddddddddddddd. goody.
May 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
oh goooddddddddddddd. goody.
brb gotta go change my profile name
May 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
brb gotta go change my profile name
thank you for making me think of Joe Biden's prostate. it had been a couple of hours since i thought about Joe Biden's prostate.
May 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
thank you for making me think of Joe Biden's prostate. it had been a couple of hours since i thought about Joe Biden's prostate.
Breaking Bad has tons of disturbing imagery but i'm utterly shook by the sight of a slatted bathroom door
May 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Breaking Bad has tons of disturbing imagery but i'm utterly shook by the sight of a slatted bathroom door
you don't become the world's richest person by paying out a bunch of lameass warranties
April 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
you don't become the world's richest person by paying out a bunch of lameass warranties
corn doesn't get digested because it likes you and wants to hang out with you more. and what do you do?
you go and flush it down the fucking toilet.
you go and flush it down the fucking toilet.
April 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
corn doesn't get digested because it likes you and wants to hang out with you more. and what do you do?
you go and flush it down the fucking toilet.
you go and flush it down the fucking toilet.
psssst, you guys dropped your dildo
April 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
psssst, you guys dropped your dildo
it's not a phase dad. i love my nessie pants
April 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
it's not a phase dad. i love my nessie pants
whatever you say mr. graffiti 🫡
April 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
whatever you say mr. graffiti 🫡
at 40mil they stop letting people in. you have to kill, eat the soul of, or share the skin of an existing bsky member to join after that
April 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
at 40mil they stop letting people in. you have to kill, eat the soul of, or share the skin of an existing bsky member to join after that
get in loser, we're going Shooping
April 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
get in loser, we're going Shooping
March 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Twizzlers were originally just called LERs (Liquid Expulsion Rope) and were invented to be a disposable catheter.
Patients regularly found them fun to chew on, which one nurse said was "twisted".
They twisted the product, added Red Dye #40, and the rest is history (or rather, piss-tory)
Patients regularly found them fun to chew on, which one nurse said was "twisted".
They twisted the product, added Red Dye #40, and the rest is history (or rather, piss-tory)
March 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Twizzlers were originally just called LERs (Liquid Expulsion Rope) and were invented to be a disposable catheter.
Patients regularly found them fun to chew on, which one nurse said was "twisted".
They twisted the product, added Red Dye #40, and the rest is history (or rather, piss-tory)
Patients regularly found them fun to chew on, which one nurse said was "twisted".
They twisted the product, added Red Dye #40, and the rest is history (or rather, piss-tory)
