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Chris Rock
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Just a guy. I got some kids. I write software sometimes
God that photo makes me uncomfortable
December 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
So everyone at @dropout.tv knows, this is one of the things that got me to sign up last year (even though I still haven’t gotten around to watching it, sorry Hank). And this makes me feel even more enthusiastic about dropout and continuing my sub
December 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I wonder if something like cake pops would work
December 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
It’s all so silly lol
December 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
While you’re at it, sometimes when I open media on iPhone and show and hide controls a couple of times, I can’t close the media and have to restart the app fully.
December 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
@pfrazee.com a load bearing account has a problem!!
December 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I don’t think that pig deserved to be likened to a transphobe tbh
December 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I personally love the Coat Bath and Master Roksn in my house so this looks great. Combined Bedroom 4 and Bathroom 43 is a revelation.
December 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Estoy listo para el día. Voy a patearle el culo
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Hola
December 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I thought for sure this was going to be a quote tweet of some new policy making it illegal to fry in anything but beef tallow
November 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Just the first two but I haven’t really read anything else recently either.
November 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Wow. I can’t believe you would do me like this
November 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
They really thought they did something there
November 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM