crocdile
@crocdile.bsky.social
Hi I'm on the app now
Pfp by me I made it it's a funny rat elephant thing
Pfp by me I made it it's a funny rat elephant thing
If you ever think your life is hard just think about how it must've been to experience the blunder of '25
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
If you ever think your life is hard just think about how it must've been to experience the blunder of '25
You guys ever trying to go to sleep and your brain is like "lmao what if you open your eyes and there's someone there"
October 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
You guys ever trying to go to sleep and your brain is like "lmao what if you open your eyes and there's someone there"
Holy shit (just found this in my house randomly)
October 18, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Holy shit (just found this in my house randomly)
Everybody saying silksong is super difficult really puts into perspective how cracked and awesome I am (my laptop can't even run a consistent 30fps and constantly eats my inputs but I'm still getting through the game fine (probably with more deaths than I would have otherwise tho))
September 10, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Everybody saying silksong is super difficult really puts into perspective how cracked and awesome I am (my laptop can't even run a consistent 30fps and constantly eats my inputs but I'm still getting through the game fine (probably with more deaths than I would have otherwise tho))
Deltarune fan goes outside for the first time, sees truck, dies
August 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Deltarune fan goes outside for the first time, sees truck, dies
Considering spreading misinformation as a hobby
May 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Considering spreading misinformation as a hobby
Mr Beast video idea: I trapped 100 people in an abandoned warehouse and forced them to resort to cannibalism to survive [EPIC BATTLE ROYALE] (FORTNITE IN REAL LIFE CHALLENGE)
May 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Mr Beast video idea: I trapped 100 people in an abandoned warehouse and forced them to resort to cannibalism to survive [EPIC BATTLE ROYALE] (FORTNITE IN REAL LIFE CHALLENGE)
Just remembered when I changed my pfp to this ironically years ago and it stayed way longer than it had any right to
Should I bring it back
Should I bring it back
April 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Just remembered when I changed my pfp to this ironically years ago and it stayed way longer than it had any right to
Should I bring it back
Should I bring it back
Watched Minecraft movie on Saturday, probably should have said this earlier
Shit was peak, absolute cinema, don't care what anyone else says
Shit was peak, absolute cinema, don't care what anyone else says
April 8, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Watched Minecraft movie on Saturday, probably should have said this earlier
Shit was peak, absolute cinema, don't care what anyone else says
Shit was peak, absolute cinema, don't care what anyone else says
deltarune tomorrow in 63 days
April 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
deltarune tomorrow in 63 days
Some poor child in 2011 searching up videos of pokemon X (he was really excited to see those new mega evolutions)
March 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Some poor child in 2011 searching up videos of pokemon X (he was really excited to see those new mega evolutions)
I'm secretly awesome and really cool and nobody knows it because it's a super duper secret
March 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I'm secretly awesome and really cool and nobody knows it because it's a super duper secret
Wait hold up I had something really funny I wanted to say but I forgot
March 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Wait hold up I had something really funny I wanted to say but I forgot
I just learned a piece of information that made me feel bad for people I don't know which is crazy because that doesn't usually happen
March 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I just learned a piece of information that made me feel bad for people I don't know which is crazy because that doesn't usually happen
No way they thought this would work I'm not doing shit just because you labelled it as a challenge
I think I saw a meme about this like 3 years ago, like how you can call anything a 'challenge' and people will just do it
My guy said "get rid of the horrific and very incriminating photos challenge"
I think I saw a meme about this like 3 years ago, like how you can call anything a 'challenge' and people will just do it
My guy said "get rid of the horrific and very incriminating photos challenge"
February 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
No way they thought this would work I'm not doing shit just because you labelled it as a challenge
I think I saw a meme about this like 3 years ago, like how you can call anything a 'challenge' and people will just do it
My guy said "get rid of the horrific and very incriminating photos challenge"
I think I saw a meme about this like 3 years ago, like how you can call anything a 'challenge' and people will just do it
My guy said "get rid of the horrific and very incriminating photos challenge"
I assume following accounts related to stuff I like would make the politics go away but I'm way too embarrassed to be publicly enjoying anything bro
February 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I assume following accounts related to stuff I like would make the politics go away but I'm way too embarrassed to be publicly enjoying anything bro
I'm sick as hell (cool not unwell)
February 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I'm sick as hell (cool not unwell)
I think I'm hungry but I can't tell and also I'm supposed to be sleeping rn but I'm straight villainous and evil
February 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I think I'm hungry but I can't tell and also I'm supposed to be sleeping rn but I'm straight villainous and evil
Chat I'm super duper with it
February 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Chat I'm super duper with it
Oh yeah also I don't wanna be on American politics bluesky how the hell do I get out of here this is awful
February 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Oh yeah also I don't wanna be on American politics bluesky how the hell do I get out of here this is awful
I got sm64dx, I am the protector of cwcville.
February 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I got sm64dx, I am the protector of cwcville.
He was harassing Maria. Proper movie villain.
January 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
He was harassing Maria. Proper movie villain.