Croaker RPGs
@croaker-rpgs.bsky.social
I play and make Solo TTRPGs!
Should I paint a tank in wacky as shit British warship camo? How much hazard stripe tape would I need for that?
I could come up with cool in world lore like the xenos the Imperial Guard is fighting can't see in colour.
I could come up with cool in world lore like the xenos the Imperial Guard is fighting can't see in colour.
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Should I paint a tank in wacky as shit British warship camo? How much hazard stripe tape would I need for that?
I could come up with cool in world lore like the xenos the Imperial Guard is fighting can't see in colour.
I could come up with cool in world lore like the xenos the Imperial Guard is fighting can't see in colour.
Tank done! Mostly. I know I should weather it and do damage but it's pretty and I love it. May muddy up the tracks very carefully.
#28mm
#28mm
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Tank done! Mostly. I know I should weather it and do damage but it's pretty and I love it. May muddy up the tracks very carefully.
#28mm
#28mm
Got a bit of colour going.
November 13, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Got a bit of colour going.
Let's paint a tank! Camo lines already done. Now for the colour
November 13, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Let's paint a tank! Camo lines already done. Now for the colour
"Dad what does that tank do?"
"It shoots fire"
"But where is the fire?
*sighs* "Plug in the hot glue gun, let's see what we can do"
Yeah it turned out pretty good. A bbq skewer with hot glue gunked on it. Painted with speed paints
#28mm
"It shoots fire"
"But where is the fire?
*sighs* "Plug in the hot glue gun, let's see what we can do"
Yeah it turned out pretty good. A bbq skewer with hot glue gunked on it. Painted with speed paints
#28mm
November 9, 2025 at 9:08 AM
"Dad what does that tank do?"
"It shoots fire"
"But where is the fire?
*sighs* "Plug in the hot glue gun, let's see what we can do"
Yeah it turned out pretty good. A bbq skewer with hot glue gunked on it. Painted with speed paints
#28mm
"It shoots fire"
"But where is the fire?
*sighs* "Plug in the hot glue gun, let's see what we can do"
Yeah it turned out pretty good. A bbq skewer with hot glue gunked on it. Painted with speed paints
#28mm
Very happy with the WIP on this tank. Paint scheme is inspired by Fenech Camo designs of WW1.
Lots more to do but it's been fun. All free hand.
Lots more to do but it's been fun. All free hand.
November 7, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Very happy with the WIP on this tank. Paint scheme is inspired by Fenech Camo designs of WW1.
Lots more to do but it's been fun. All free hand.
Lots more to do but it's been fun. All free hand.
Very happy with the WIP on this tank. Paint scheme is inspired by Fenech Camo designs of WW1.
Lots more to do but it's been fun. All free hand.
Lots more to do but it's been fun. All free hand.
November 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Very happy with the WIP on this tank. Paint scheme is inspired by Fenech Camo designs of WW1.
Lots more to do but it's been fun. All free hand.
Lots more to do but it's been fun. All free hand.
If you see this, repost a vehicle
This land raider is charging across the blasted battlefield! Emperor Protects!
#warhammer40k
#wargaming
This land raider is charging across the blasted battlefield! Emperor Protects!
#warhammer40k
#wargaming
November 1, 2025 at 10:08 AM
If you see this, repost a vehicle
This land raider is charging across the blasted battlefield! Emperor Protects!
#warhammer40k
#wargaming
This land raider is charging across the blasted battlefield! Emperor Protects!
#warhammer40k
#wargaming
Grey Knights ready themselves to receive a Tyranid assault on this hand crafted board with desert terrain.
Board is cardboard covered in beach sand and caulking.
Desert rocks are cardboard with toliet paper covering (seriously). Covered in more sand.
Cheap!
#warhammer40k #terrain
Board is cardboard covered in beach sand and caulking.
Desert rocks are cardboard with toliet paper covering (seriously). Covered in more sand.
Cheap!
#warhammer40k #terrain
November 1, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Grey Knights ready themselves to receive a Tyranid assault on this hand crafted board with desert terrain.
Board is cardboard covered in beach sand and caulking.
Desert rocks are cardboard with toliet paper covering (seriously). Covered in more sand.
Cheap!
#warhammer40k #terrain
Board is cardboard covered in beach sand and caulking.
Desert rocks are cardboard with toliet paper covering (seriously). Covered in more sand.
Cheap!
#warhammer40k #terrain
St Celestine is a promise. A promise that no matter the foe, no matter the odds, no matter the casualties, the Emperor Protects us all.
And in times of great strife, St Celestine, in her holiness, will raise to combat the enemies of the Emperor.
#28mm #warhammer40k #terrain
And in times of great strife, St Celestine, in her holiness, will raise to combat the enemies of the Emperor.
#28mm #warhammer40k #terrain
October 31, 2025 at 7:13 AM
St Celestine is a promise. A promise that no matter the foe, no matter the odds, no matter the casualties, the Emperor Protects us all.
And in times of great strife, St Celestine, in her holiness, will raise to combat the enemies of the Emperor.
#28mm #warhammer40k #terrain
And in times of great strife, St Celestine, in her holiness, will raise to combat the enemies of the Emperor.
#28mm #warhammer40k #terrain
Big review coming this weekend on the Lone Toad. Morkin - The Lords of Midnight solo adventure. If you like hex crawling, solo RPGs and 80s era computer RPGs, you'll want to watch out for this review!
#solorpgs
#solorpgs
October 28, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Big review coming this weekend on the Lone Toad. Morkin - The Lords of Midnight solo adventure. If you like hex crawling, solo RPGs and 80s era computer RPGs, you'll want to watch out for this review!
#solorpgs
#solorpgs
My long suffering wife has put up with me stealing supplies for terrain making but this one shits her the most (get it?).
Eventually these will be rock formations for a desert themed terrain.
#terrain
Eventually these will be rock formations for a desert themed terrain.
#terrain
October 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
My long suffering wife has put up with me stealing supplies for terrain making but this one shits her the most (get it?).
Eventually these will be rock formations for a desert themed terrain.
#terrain
Eventually these will be rock formations for a desert themed terrain.
#terrain
Liberation.
When the dust finally settled, there was little of the city remaining. The 122nd Cadian fought block by block, digging out every heretic cell.
When a resistance point was surrounded, the Cadians called for surrender.
Then sent in Steel Tread, who finished the job.
#40k #28mm
When the dust finally settled, there was little of the city remaining. The 122nd Cadian fought block by block, digging out every heretic cell.
When a resistance point was surrounded, the Cadians called for surrender.
Then sent in Steel Tread, who finished the job.
#40k #28mm
October 21, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Don't you love painting up a beautiful vehicle only to end up slapping it with battle damage, scuff marks, rust, and dirty wash and a massive helping of mid?
Yeah. I love that.
Yeah. I love that.
October 20, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Don't you love painting up a beautiful vehicle only to end up slapping it with battle damage, scuff marks, rust, and dirty wash and a massive helping of mid?
Yeah. I love that.
Yeah. I love that.
Definitely getting there. Couldn't resist putting it in a sort of scene.
Went for a woodland Camouflage scheme and it looks good so far.
Still wet but I want to do some metal highlights and muddy up those tracks.
Went for a woodland Camouflage scheme and it looks good so far.
Still wet but I want to do some metal highlights and muddy up those tracks.
October 18, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Definitely getting there. Couldn't resist putting it in a sort of scene.
Went for a woodland Camouflage scheme and it looks good so far.
Still wet but I want to do some metal highlights and muddy up those tracks.
Went for a woodland Camouflage scheme and it looks good so far.
Still wet but I want to do some metal highlights and muddy up those tracks.
Slapped some army painter Camp speed paint as a rough first coat. Not sure where to go next.
October 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Slapped some army painter Camp speed paint as a rough first coat. Not sure where to go next.
This uhhh err "proxy" vehicle that may or may not raid on land is getting painted today. Have not done a vehicle before so we will see how it goes.
October 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
This uhhh err "proxy" vehicle that may or may not raid on land is getting painted today. Have not done a vehicle before so we will see how it goes.
Sing it with me!
In your head
Zombie
Zombie
Zombie-ie-ie
What’s in your head
In your head
Zombie
Zombie
Zombie-ie-ie-ie, o-oh
tu tu tu lu lu
tu tu tu lu lu
tu tu tu lu lu
tu tu tu lu luuu
I had this song on repeat as I painted up these guys.
In your head
Zombie
Zombie
Zombie-ie-ie
What’s in your head
In your head
Zombie
Zombie
Zombie-ie-ie-ie, o-oh
tu tu tu lu lu
tu tu tu lu lu
tu tu tu lu lu
tu tu tu lu luuu
I had this song on repeat as I painted up these guys.
October 12, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Sing it with me!
In your head
Zombie
Zombie
Zombie-ie-ie
What’s in your head
In your head
Zombie
Zombie
Zombie-ie-ie-ie, o-oh
tu tu tu lu lu
tu tu tu lu lu
tu tu tu lu lu
tu tu tu lu luuu
I had this song on repeat as I painted up these guys.
In your head
Zombie
Zombie
Zombie-ie-ie
What’s in your head
In your head
Zombie
Zombie
Zombie-ie-ie-ie, o-oh
tu tu tu lu lu
tu tu tu lu lu
tu tu tu lu lu
tu tu tu lu luuu
I had this song on repeat as I painted up these guys.
How will the servants of the Emperor face the deep corruption in the heart of the refinery world Tamelius VI?
With Conviction!
Tomorrow the newest solo Actual Play series is coming to the Lone Toad.
#solorpgs #solowargaming #28mm
With Conviction!
Tomorrow the newest solo Actual Play series is coming to the Lone Toad.
#solorpgs #solowargaming #28mm
October 10, 2025 at 10:32 AM
How will the servants of the Emperor face the deep corruption in the heart of the refinery world Tamelius VI?
With Conviction!
Tomorrow the newest solo Actual Play series is coming to the Lone Toad.
#solorpgs #solowargaming #28mm
With Conviction!
Tomorrow the newest solo Actual Play series is coming to the Lone Toad.
#solorpgs #solowargaming #28mm
Husk.
Armour -d4. Friends & does must test DR12+TGH or run in terror.
Skin of a friend or loved one. Tanned and Hardened. In poor light or distance it somewhat resembles the unfortunate donor.
Up close, the illusion fails.
#mörktober
Armour -d4. Friends & does must test DR12+TGH or run in terror.
Skin of a friend or loved one. Tanned and Hardened. In poor light or distance it somewhat resembles the unfortunate donor.
Up close, the illusion fails.
#mörktober
October 6, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Husk.
Armour -d4. Friends & does must test DR12+TGH or run in terror.
Skin of a friend or loved one. Tanned and Hardened. In poor light or distance it somewhat resembles the unfortunate donor.
Up close, the illusion fails.
#mörktober
Armour -d4. Friends & does must test DR12+TGH or run in terror.
Skin of a friend or loved one. Tanned and Hardened. In poor light or distance it somewhat resembles the unfortunate donor.
Up close, the illusion fails.
#mörktober
Tortured Saint's Tunic
D2 Armour
May at any time choose death in place of another.
"The blood of St Blef adorns this most sacred of tunics. May your end be more fortunate."
#mörktober
D2 Armour
May at any time choose death in place of another.
"The blood of St Blef adorns this most sacred of tunics. May your end be more fortunate."
#mörktober
October 5, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Tortured Saint's Tunic
D2 Armour
May at any time choose death in place of another.
"The blood of St Blef adorns this most sacred of tunics. May your end be more fortunate."
#mörktober
D2 Armour
May at any time choose death in place of another.
"The blood of St Blef adorns this most sacred of tunics. May your end be more fortunate."
#mörktober
Howl - Unclean Scroll
Like rusty nails in your Ear. For D4 rounds ALL creatures within 10ft drop to the ground, incapable of thought or action. All take D6 damage and bleed from their ears for D6 days.
And yes that means the castor also.
#Mörktober
Like rusty nails in your Ear. For D4 rounds ALL creatures within 10ft drop to the ground, incapable of thought or action. All take D6 damage and bleed from their ears for D6 days.
And yes that means the castor also.
#Mörktober
October 4, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Howl - Unclean Scroll
Like rusty nails in your Ear. For D4 rounds ALL creatures within 10ft drop to the ground, incapable of thought or action. All take D6 damage and bleed from their ears for D6 days.
And yes that means the castor also.
#Mörktober
Like rusty nails in your Ear. For D4 rounds ALL creatures within 10ft drop to the ground, incapable of thought or action. All take D6 damage and bleed from their ears for D6 days.
And yes that means the castor also.
#Mörktober
Shatter Point! Playing all the goodies here.
October 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Shatter Point! Playing all the goodies here.
40k! Full table of 40K always looks great.
October 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
40k! Full table of 40K always looks great.
Convention weekend is best weekend. Springcon up in Ipswich, Brisbane. Bolt Action!
October 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Convention weekend is best weekend. Springcon up in Ipswich, Brisbane. Bolt Action!