halfway through stag dance and I really need to know how many times Torrey peters has been stampeded while feeding pigs in her real life. because I feel like it’s at least once

This is an AI hate account

I love when I’m listening to a podcast railing against the useless evil of AI and there’s a brief interruption for… ads for AI “productivity tools”. Feels appropriately disheartening

Bracing myself for the day when Gen Z finds out about The Weepies

moving to Minneapolis so I can change my tinder bio to “I’ll show you a REAL big spoon”

Taylor Lorenz interviewing tech bros as tho they are real humans in touch with their own capacity for empathy and not puffer-vest-clad automatons powered by greed will never not be funny to me