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@criticalroll.bsky.social
Sometimes I say funny things
Professional own sword faller-oner
February 15, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Professional own sword faller-oner
The problem with learning all my history via crosswords is that my knowledge of things is directly and exlusively proportional to how hard their names are to spell
February 2, 2024 at 4:12 PM
The problem with learning all my history via crosswords is that my knowledge of things is directly and exlusively proportional to how hard their names are to spell
Caution! This email is from a sender outside your organization (and is therefore probably a bomb)!
January 31, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Caution! This email is from a sender outside your organization (and is therefore probably a bomb)!
She ibu on my pro till I fen
January 18, 2024 at 12:44 AM
She ibu on my pro till I fen
The one secret the big tech companies don't want you to know is that the "expert" digging into their financials is wearing sweatpants with pictures of their cat on them
January 17, 2024 at 6:41 PM
The one secret the big tech companies don't want you to know is that the "expert" digging into their financials is wearing sweatpants with pictures of their cat on them
Why don't they make dress shoes that light up when you walk
January 11, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Why don't they make dress shoes that light up when you walk
Less than 48 hours into owning a sous vide I have successfully cooked everything in my house to a perfect medium rare
January 3, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Less than 48 hours into owning a sous vide I have successfully cooked everything in my house to a perfect medium rare
New year, new pretending I know how to do what I get paid to do
January 2, 2024 at 3:23 PM
New year, new pretending I know how to do what I get paid to do
@jonbois.bsky.social my friend who doesn't watch football made this for me (I also don't watch football)
December 22, 2023 at 12:07 AM
@jonbois.bsky.social my friend who doesn't watch football made this for me (I also don't watch football)
Chessboxing? More like clock and brawl torture.
December 20, 2023 at 4:59 AM
Chessboxing? More like clock and brawl torture.
Gonna form a collective of chill people who don't really care what happens next in their lives. Call it the So Be It Union.
December 19, 2023 at 4:10 AM
Gonna form a collective of chill people who don't really care what happens next in their lives. Call it the So Be It Union.
Why has no one invented Tinder for jobs yet
December 13, 2023 at 8:39 PM
Why has no one invented Tinder for jobs yet
This isn't twitter so I don't have to worry about colleges seeing that I'm someone who swears on the internet anymore
Fucking finally
Fucking finally
December 7, 2023 at 9:55 PM
This isn't twitter so I don't have to worry about colleges seeing that I'm someone who swears on the internet anymore
Fucking finally
Fucking finally