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Arguing with RETVRN people on Twitter about this #TTRPG book about the picts has made me realize that "western chauvanist" types are very hostile to the history of Christianity spreading from the "darkness" of the Middle East into "white" Europe.
A page of TTRPG text regarding Christian miracles in 7th century Scotland. An illustration depicts a scene of a black man (and multi-ethnic entourage) healing a red haired Pict. Below the scene, a text box explains that the Church caused many individuals to either travel to Scotland, or from Scotland to religious sites such as Rome. X dot com interface. Thermidor @TD1794 says: “No black man was administering religious rights over the Picts. It's a fantasy constructed in the imagination of left wing fanatics and loathsome cunts like you.” 1:16 AM • 11/15/25 • 14 Views Jedi Master F'izz, our intrepid hero and patient teacher @MisterFizz says: “There were three black Popes before the time the book is set in. There are several black saints performing miracles in the Church before the book's time period in 690. Simon of Cyrene helped Jesus carry the cross, and is venerated as a saint in Eastern Orthodoxy.”
November 15, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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Some of the images relevant to this conversation:
The picts are depicted here as white people More picts as white people, in a pastoral scene Darker skinned people, on a table called “TRAVELLERS FROM DISTANT SHORES”
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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“Carved in Stone” is a really neat #TTRPG sourcebook written by archaeologists about the Picts, a lost subculture in Scotland. Twitter is currently losing their minds about it for no good reason; my response is chronicled here. Book is from @stoutstoat.co.uk and it’s great!
Tom Rowsell @Tom_Rowsell • 17h Picts were not brown. Picts were not trannies. This does not help you learn about Picts. Game designers bring Scotland's mysterious Picts to life (An illustration of interesting characters) Game designers have teamed up with archaeologists to create a new illustrated guide to a mysterious early medieval Scottish society. Jedi Master F'izz @MisterFizz •2h You guys are such fucking liars. The Picts in the book are depicted as light skinned. The only darker skinned people in the book are when the book is describing specific outsiders, ie Theodore of Tarsus. Next time try reading the fucking words (images from the book now in context) Tom Rowsell @Tom_Rowsell • 1h the art above shows a black kid. how is that a lie>? Jedi Master F'izz @MisterFizz You're taking it out of context to try to paint the book as showing the Picts as dark skinned or trans. The book shows Picts as light skinned. This image comes from a page discussing what materials and dyes would have been available at the time, including foreign materials. Tom: That context doesn't make it any better at all. Are you being deliberately obtuse? Can't you see the point being made? Jedi Master F'izz @MisterFizz •40m Yes, I see the point you're making - deliberately ignoring the bulk of the book's illustrations, which are full of the depictions of whiteness you guys usually love, so that you can complain that the guy who brought dyes from Turkey and Africa is too dark for your tastes.
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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It says “other guy on a zoom call: “are you using a zoom filter? It’s distracting please turn it off”. And then it says “Me:” and then there’s an image of Charlie Kirk’s wife in the heaviest makeup you’ve ever seen with big dark raccoon eyes and she’s making that Melania face that Melania makes where it’s like, lips pursed, eyes squinting, fake intensity with nothing going on
November 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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"He is simply a charismatic swindler," Elon Musk said of Zohran Mamdani. "He makes so many promises, that he can never achieve. He is simply a swindler… a mars base by 2015? Cars that drive themselves? Whatever the Hyperloop was supposed to be? It's simply irresponsible to set these expectations.”
Elon musks face
November 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Someone said RFK Jr looks like Chip Hazard from Small Soldiers

and then I said that again, but louder
It’s Chip Hazard from Small Soldiers
October 12, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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Is Trump cancelling Christmas?
TRUMP TO IMPOSE 100% tariff ON CHINA STARTING NOV 1 Reads headline
October 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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“my vehicle”
Fassbender holds up three fingers but he’s doing it wrong
September 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Working overtime at the Evidence Factory and my boss is busting my hump but I have a little shortcut that’s gonna make my life so easy
After reading the note, the roommate responded, *What?????????????? You're joking. right????* Robinson: Roommate: Robinson: Roommate: Robinson: Roommate: Robinson: Roommate: Robinson: Roommate: Robinson: Robinson: I am still ok my love, but am stuck in orem for a little while longer yet. Shouldn't be long until I can come home, but I gotta grab my rifle still. To be honest I had hoped to keep this secret till I died of old age. I am sorry to involve you. you weren't the one who did it right???? I am. I'm sorry I thought they caught the person? no, they grabbed some crazy old dude, then interrogated someone in similar clothing. I had planned to grab my rifle from my drop point shortly after, but most of that side of town got locked down. Its quiet, almost enough to get out, but theres one vehicle lingering. Why? Why did I do it? Yeah I had enough of his hatred. Some hate can't be negotiated out. If I am able to grab my rifle unseen. I will have left no evidence. Going to attempt to retrieve it again, hopefully they have moved on. I haven't seen anything about them finding it. How long have you been planning this? a bit over a week I believe. I can get close to it but there is a squad car parked right by it. I think they already swept that spot. but I don't wanna chance it I'm wishing I had circled back and grabbed it as soon as I got to my vehicle... I'm worried what my old man would do if I didn't bring back grandpas rifle... idek if it had a serial number, but it wouldn't trace to me. I worry about prints I had to leave it in a bush where I changed outfits. didn't have the ability or time to bring it with ... I might have to abandon it and hope they don't find prints. how the fuck will I explain losing it to my old man. .. only thing I left was the rifle wrapped in a towel. ... remember how I was engraving bullets? The fuckin messages are mostly a big meme, if I see "notices bulge uwu" on fox new I might have a stroke alright im gonna have to leave it
September 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Of all the memes and goofs and jokes I’ve posted, none is more popular than a simple old Russian joke
It is an image of a social media post. It reads: “Old Russian joke. Guy walks up to newspaper stand every day, looks at the newspapers but never buys. Newspaper man says buddy, what are you looking for every day you never buy? Guy says sadly, obituary. Newspaper man says, then you must buy, obituaries in back of paper. Guy says, not the one I am looking for.”
September 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Hmm.
A picture of JK Rowling from publication “them” with headline “BLUESKY SUSPENDED VARIOUS TRANS AUTHORS OVER ANTI JK ROWLING POSTS”
August 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Uh, bosses can’t be babies
It’s an iconic image of Ben Shapiro smirking and pointing at a Superman poster, except instead of a Superman poster its boss baby. I’m something of a genius, you see
July 12, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Ray Wise, who often plays the Devil or a Devil-adjacent Democrat, would be a great choice to play RFK Jr.
It’s Ray Wise, Hollywood actor who resembles the devil in our collective imaginations
June 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Imagine you’re in that dumb parade and then they immediately send your ass to Iran

I woulda dragged my feet, too
June 17, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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Headline reads: “SpaceX launches another starship…” and then part of the headline is crossed out. The new headline, crudely added, now reads: “SpaceX launches another starship… into the ocean”
May 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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It’s the 180 reversal for me.
May 27, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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Gonna be real I don’t think that piece of paper is gonna protect us this time
Cersei Lannister rips a piece of paper
May 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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I’m already over the Woke Pope from Chicago
May 9, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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YOU WOULDNT TARIFF a MOVIE
May 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Okay but actually why do racists have this much disposable income, I thought they were feeling “economic anxiety”
“We are a dying empire” - image depicts a social media post informing us that a woman’s gofundme style fundraiser has raised over $500k after she called a five year old the “N word” in a viral video
May 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Has anyone been more vindicated
It’s the screaming Hillary protester
April 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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It is the Twitter interface, now darker and more fascistic. This is clearly the dark timeline where the bad guys have won. A meathead reality tv star who used to make people eat bugs as a joke has become a key political commentator, prized for his ability to never actually process any information told to him and to agree with whoever is in the room. Joe Rogan is excited about the release of the unredacted JFK files. Shouting into the void, he asks, “So who killed JFK? Has anyone fed the files to @grok?” The post has 132k likes and has been viewed sixteen million times.
March 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Good news, Joe Rogan, I asked Grok who killed JFK
It is the grok interface. Handsome man: “Okay, l've given you the JFK files that were released yesterday. Based on the available information, who killed Kennedy?” Grok: “Actually, it was a JFK from an alternate timeline who shot himself in order to prevent a dark future that would destroy his legacy, as depicted in the television science fiction serial Red Dwarf. In the Red Dwarf episode titled "Tikka to Ride" (Series 7, Episode 1, first aired January 17, 1997), the crew encounters a derelict spaceship broadcasting a reality where John F. Kennedy assassinates himself. In this alternate timeline, JFK, aware of a future where his legacy is tarnished by scandal and failure, uses time-travel technology to ensure his death at the neak of his nonularity. cementing…” The image ends, but presumably goes on like that.
March 21, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Can you believe this thing came out a year ago
It’s the Apple Vision Pro headset
February 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Remember when the GOP was really concerned about George Soros, a billionaire that they thought was buying political access

Anyways
Elon musk, an unelected billionaire, meets with foreign dignitaries on behalf of the American government for some reason
February 14, 2025 at 10:00 AM