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Critapocalypse
@critapocalypse.bsky.social
2 guys chatting about stuff and things on the Internet. Come have a listen or say howdy.

https://m.soundcloud.com/critapocalypse-podcast

Also available for birthdays and functions, it’s extra for nudity.
Think they cut off the testicle and the one that was removed contained his brain.
January 26, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Guessing he’s running for a MAGA cabinet position and just wanted to fit in.
September 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It’s obviously One Tree Hill, the OC was the better show but god damn is the One Tree Hill theme a banger.
June 16, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Not the Newboys from Gods Not Dead, surely it can’t be them.
June 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Orphan
May 8, 2025 at 10:19 AM
He’s just upset that Baby Geniuses 4 didn’t do well in the international market.
May 8, 2025 at 10:18 AM
That kids a hero.
April 8, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Tesla is going to be like Corn Syrup soon, stuck with the shit in everything despite better alternatives being available but the subsidies meaning the US has to have it in everything.
March 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
“Nice knife Mr Burton.” Is a perfect line delivered perfectly.
February 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Day of the best felt very much of that time for horror, subverting and courting the fringe to discuss things blockbuster films couldn’t tackle, the rise in media influence and religious fanaticism in public conscience. Shame the other 2 don’t hit the same highs but still interested.
February 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Another one for the watchlist.
February 25, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I watched Day of the Beats for the 1st time a few weeks back and it is a wild ride. Climax is darkly funny in ways I didn’t expect (The closet being a ticking time bomb of tragedy was unexpected).

The other 2 are on my watchlist so I’ll get to them soon as I’m back from NY.
February 25, 2025 at 11:31 AM