CrisVanDutch
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CrisVanDutch
@crisvandutch.bsky.social
Father, grandfather, husband, geek.
They're programmed to regurgitate certain talking points and then devolve into personal insults and attacks against mental fitness, as the real reason you don't think like them.

Everyone else is lying and evil, only trump and those closest to him are the true heroes.

Serious cult shit.
August 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I see gold and white.
August 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
It was still under investigation. You cannot release documents during an instigation. How the fuck are you ppl still asking this stupid ass question??

Plus Biden didn't get involved given he's a real leader and understands the separation of powers and coequal branches.
August 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
1) Democrats tend to not use the justice department to go after political enemies, the way trump has and does.

2) The Epstein investigation only just ended this year, so releasing files during an active investigation would be illegal.
August 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
When?? Are you referring to the fear mongering MSM pushed the entire Biden admin even though the whole planet suffered a pandemic? Biden actually fixed a lot of Trump's fuck ups, especially regarding public health, by the end we had nearly the best recovery of any nation.

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July 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
What's the ICD-11 code for TDS, if it's a totally real thing?

Until you do, then I submit these alternate, yet more accurate usages of the acronym.
July 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I thought looking at the sun was bad?
July 16, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Must have been when microplastics were invented, right?
July 16, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The economy does better under democrats.

Hope this helps.
July 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Oh I guess that for Worcester.

So close.
July 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Ok but shire doesn't rhyme with "Woostah".
July 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
She was even community noted.
July 3, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I believe the bankruptcy one has been updated to include the silver oak leaf.
June 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Fuck.
June 12, 2025 at 1:04 PM
If they ain’t Goggins, they don’t belong on your noggins!
May 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
HED! PANTS!! NUEW!!”
May 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Man how cool would it be if alcohol actually DID wake you up??

Every beer has the same wake-up power as 5mg of adderall. By your third IPA you’re doing calculus and repainting your apartment.
March 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Wonder Woman is my drug of choice.
March 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Hey we can make shirts with something to the effect of:

“It took the 47th POTUS to destroy the country in 47 months!”
March 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Sex pests (aside from being a great band name) sounds like slang for pubic lice.

“Hey man wanna go hang at the pool?”

“Nah can’t. I have sex pests.”
March 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
For some reason I doubt even that.
March 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Sounds like the excuse is that they’re blaming it on the automated deletion process of DEI material from govt websites. They’ve supposedly admitted the mistake, but not a lot of the deletions have been un-deleted.

Of course they’re probably lying. It’s what trump and his cult do.
March 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
He’ll take us to civil war so that he can declare martial law and suspend elections.
March 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Yeah that’s not proof, unless I missed it. They’re just saying that reporting on trump’s behaviors has created an overall negative view of MSM, but that’s not saying the reporting is all negative or that they’re inaccurate reports.

Nice try, but that narrative, like all the rest, lacks.
March 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Most likely because they were lied to. I’d also bet that most minority voters were men, & we’re all familiar with the faux-alpha manoverse & its inexplicable hold on so many young men.

It’s clear that trumpism is a cult, and I’m not sure the usual political variables & algorithms apply.
March 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM