Cristen A. Nelsen
@cristenallyn.bsky.social
Be prepared to question my intelligence.
When friends make you feel easy to love it makes my heart feel so full
November 9, 2025 at 7:44 AM
When friends make you feel easy to love it makes my heart feel so full
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i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
The holidays are coming.. are you on the nice list?
The issue is no one hears how threatening the song “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town” is when they say “Hang your stockings and SAY YOUR PRAYERS.” Santa’s got a hit list.
November 3, 2025 at 7:23 AM
The holidays are coming.. are you on the nice list?
Reposted by Cristen A. Nelsen
I gotta lock in and get kinder and weirder its the only way
July 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I gotta lock in and get kinder and weirder its the only way
Man who kills legend becomes legend.
My girlfriend is like Kraven the Hunter but she’s wearing a Labubu pelt and her trophies are Ty beanie babies, Furbies, and all the other weird toy trends
May 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Man who kills legend becomes legend.
Loving Lady Gaga’s new song:
February 12, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Loving Lady Gaga’s new song:
Me to myself: can you just be normal about literally anything please
February 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Me to myself: can you just be normal about literally anything please
Honestly my take on switch 2 leaks is that product leaks (especially in gaming) are so lame. I’d rather have fun and be surprised with Nintendo’s announcements then just see a sad boring article
January 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Honestly my take on switch 2 leaks is that product leaks (especially in gaming) are so lame. I’d rather have fun and be surprised with Nintendo’s announcements then just see a sad boring article
Thinking about him
January 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Thinking about him
They just don’t name men like they used to.
Men then used to name: Bing
Men then used to name: Bing
January 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
They just don’t name men like they used to.
Men then used to name: Bing
Men then used to name: Bing
My dermatologists assistant: You have very nice cheekbones!
Me: thanks I grew them myself
Me: thanks I grew them myself
January 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
My dermatologists assistant: You have very nice cheekbones!
Me: thanks I grew them myself
Me: thanks I grew them myself
Why have I never in my entire life offered someone a handshake as a greeting? Why does that seem so weird to me?
January 15, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Why have I never in my entire life offered someone a handshake as a greeting? Why does that seem so weird to me?
I never had a tiktok but I am finding myself mourning the loss of an app my friends and acquaintances used as a creative outlet— still, there are way too many “alternatives” coming out and I can’t be expected to download them all when I can barely handle these twitter dupes 😭
January 15, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I never had a tiktok but I am finding myself mourning the loss of an app my friends and acquaintances used as a creative outlet— still, there are way too many “alternatives” coming out and I can’t be expected to download them all when I can barely handle these twitter dupes 😭
The issue is no one hears how threatening the song “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town” is when they say “Hang your stockings and SAY YOUR PRAYERS.” Santa’s got a hit list.
December 22, 2024 at 2:19 AM
The issue is no one hears how threatening the song “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town” is when they say “Hang your stockings and SAY YOUR PRAYERS.” Santa’s got a hit list.
Reposted by Cristen A. Nelsen
Welcome to Hell!
December 3, 2024 at 7:18 AM
Welcome to Hell!
AND EVERYONE ELSE’S!!!! LET’S GOOO
Astrobot is 1000000% MY GOTY
December 13, 2024 at 4:06 AM
AND EVERYONE ELSE’S!!!! LET’S GOOO
(Do you have to add additional sentences in parentheses to add more context to what you’re texting or are you neurotypical?)
December 13, 2024 at 1:12 AM
(Do you have to add additional sentences in parentheses to add more context to what you’re texting or are you neurotypical?)
Reposted by Cristen A. Nelsen
Heart full. Stomach also full. @blizzb3ar.bsky.social @jontinpaul.bsky.social @smashreigh.bsky.social @cristenallyn.bsky.social 💕✨
December 6, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Heart full. Stomach also full. @blizzb3ar.bsky.social @jontinpaul.bsky.social @smashreigh.bsky.social @cristenallyn.bsky.social 💕✨
Most days I’m grateful to be off lexapro but today I cried because I saw a Christmas wreath on the front of a tow truck and I wonder if I made the right choice
December 3, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Most days I’m grateful to be off lexapro but today I cried because I saw a Christmas wreath on the front of a tow truck and I wonder if I made the right choice
The demo of “Kill The Shadow” on Steam has me so incredibly blown away. Not only do I love a good detective game- but this 2D/3D Art style is beautiful and the music is so GOOD. I am so stoked for the full version. #KillTheShadow
December 2, 2024 at 9:44 PM
The demo of “Kill The Shadow” on Steam has me so incredibly blown away. Not only do I love a good detective game- but this 2D/3D Art style is beautiful and the music is so GOOD. I am so stoked for the full version. #KillTheShadow
Why don’t doctors check your reflexes as an adult? Please Doc, I need to know if I’m still sharp and agile!
November 23, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Why don’t doctors check your reflexes as an adult? Please Doc, I need to know if I’m still sharp and agile!
I couldn’t be happier with this tattoo 💕 and I can’t wait to get another with Connor! Their art style is incredible and it was a wonderful experience ✨
November 22, 2024 at 3:05 PM
I couldn’t be happier with this tattoo 💕 and I can’t wait to get another with Connor! Their art style is incredible and it was a wonderful experience ✨
Sometimes I just check on Facebook marketplace to see what my little local freaks are selling today
November 21, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Sometimes I just check on Facebook marketplace to see what my little local freaks are selling today
Astrobot is 1000000% MY GOTY
November 20, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Astrobot is 1000000% MY GOTY