god gives his toughest battles to his most adhd soldiers:

i have a headache, have to pee, need to eat, want to go outside but need to eat so i don’t pass out on my walk, but i don’t have money, but i need to eat, so i need to decide where to eat, but i can’t bc i have a headache and i have to pee

i think filing my tax return over and over is probably what my personal hell would look like. why. why do we have to do that. taxes suck and the government does too and money is fake. anyways. whatever.

a good few of my Hellier/Haunted Objects pals follow me on here. i wasn’t allowed to post this in the discord, but i can put it here! it would be so rad if y’all (and anyone else who wants to) could fill out this survey for a research project from a friend of mine if you feel it applies to you!

every time i get in bed after a shower, it’s game over. instant snoozing. i’m convinced i just glitch immediately into REM sleep

sometimes u do not know how much you have been conditioned to suck in your stomach until u pull a muscle in your abdomen and can’t do it anymore

i personally feel that it’s a crime that “I’m Not That Girl” from Wicked has SUCH nice resonance for my voice but that i can’t. hit. the two. lowest. notes. they are JUST on the cusp of being out of my range. criminallllll offense

using my bob evans mashed potatoes as a zen garden while eating it

An auteur by nature, you’ll be missed.

am high asf. heard a song playing on an instagram reel. said out loud “is this Owl City?”.

dear reader, it was not Owl City. it was Title and Registration by Death Cab for Cutie.

i think that may have been a cardinal sin or whatever

new car, new lil sticker babies 😌🩶