Crisp
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ASU Law ‘26, Choctaw. (He/Him). Opinions solely my own.
EIC @ Ariz. St. L.J.
Fiat iustitia ruat caelum
crispinsouth.com
EIC @ Ariz. St. L.J.
Fiat iustitia ruat caelum
crispinsouth.com
Pretty rich coming from the genius who wrote Citizens United and provided the 5th vote in some of the Roberts Court’s most democracy-undermining decisions
September 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Pretty rich coming from the genius who wrote Citizens United and provided the 5th vote in some of the Roberts Court’s most democracy-undermining decisions
Maybe let’s interpret the Constitution in a way that doesn’t allow the government to ship people off to foreign gulags on a whim?
April 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Maybe let’s interpret the Constitution in a way that doesn’t allow the government to ship people off to foreign gulags on a whim?
The entire anti-birthright citizenship argument is spurious & the attempts to use Indian law to construct the argument on the fly are downright egregious.
Like this crap is just inexcusably wrong & they’d know it if they bothered to engage with any Indian law scholars.
Like this crap is just inexcusably wrong & they’d know it if they bothered to engage with any Indian law scholars.
March 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The entire anti-birthright citizenship argument is spurious & the attempts to use Indian law to construct the argument on the fly are downright egregious.
Like this crap is just inexcusably wrong & they’d know it if they bothered to engage with any Indian law scholars.
Like this crap is just inexcusably wrong & they’d know it if they bothered to engage with any Indian law scholars.
Leia wanted to be silly and roll around in the grass today!
March 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Leia wanted to be silly and roll around in the grass today!
Article 3 life tenure was created specifically to guard against this bs! We’re living in crazy town y’all
February 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Article 3 life tenure was created specifically to guard against this bs! We’re living in crazy town y’all
Every new update from this admin feels like this:
February 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Every new update from this admin feels like this:
Why does he look like the Minister for Magic in Harry Potter???
January 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Why does he look like the Minister for Magic in Harry Potter???
Taking law school exams, a play in 4 Acts:
1. Reading the exam
2. We absolutely did not cover these topics enough to do a page long issue spotter
3. Confidently BS’ing so much law I could write a new restatement
4. Hitting submit with 10 seconds left
1. Reading the exam
2. We absolutely did not cover these topics enough to do a page long issue spotter
3. Confidently BS’ing so much law I could write a new restatement
4. Hitting submit with 10 seconds left
December 19, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Taking law school exams, a play in 4 Acts:
1. Reading the exam
2. We absolutely did not cover these topics enough to do a page long issue spotter
3. Confidently BS’ing so much law I could write a new restatement
4. Hitting submit with 10 seconds left
1. Reading the exam
2. We absolutely did not cover these topics enough to do a page long issue spotter
3. Confidently BS’ing so much law I could write a new restatement
4. Hitting submit with 10 seconds left
It’s a good day to play some fetch!
November 27, 2024 at 4:03 PM
It’s a good day to play some fetch!
Leia the law dog says hi, Bluesky!
November 10, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Leia the law dog says hi, Bluesky!