Crispin
@crispinmusic.bsky.social
Singer/Songwriter 🇨🇦 - Dartmouth, NS
Manufactured in Twillingate, Newfoundland
Manufactured in Twillingate, Newfoundland
It's like if all the words in the dictionary were painted inside a giant steel drum, and you just throw a golf ball in there to make sentences.
I sure would love a Thanksgiving smoothie made from grass and beef-fed turkeys. Good eatin'.
I sure would love a Thanksgiving smoothie made from grass and beef-fed turkeys. Good eatin'.
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
It's like if all the words in the dictionary were painted inside a giant steel drum, and you just throw a golf ball in there to make sentences.
I sure would love a Thanksgiving smoothie made from grass and beef-fed turkeys. Good eatin'.
I sure would love a Thanksgiving smoothie made from grass and beef-fed turkeys. Good eatin'.
A shining beacon for the oppressed, he is... 🤢
November 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
A shining beacon for the oppressed, he is... 🤢
Writing and performing sad country music. 🤘🏻
November 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Writing and performing sad country music. 🤘🏻
Ron James is a gem.
November 4, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Ron James is a gem.
Doug Ford should announce he's running for president.
October 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Doug Ford should announce he's running for president.
That penguin island with the tariffs.🐧
October 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
That penguin island with the tariffs.🐧
Surely it has to be the penguin island Trump tariffed. I mean, it's Herschel Walker FFS.
October 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Surely it has to be the penguin island Trump tariffed. I mean, it's Herschel Walker FFS.
This would be a horrible fucking bro-comedy film if we lived in a reality where this wasn't reality.
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October 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This would be a horrible fucking bro-comedy film if we lived in a reality where this wasn't reality.
FFS. Every time Trump so much as hints at the 51st state BS Carney should be looking him in the eye and saying explicitly that isn't going to happen. On camera. Every fucking time. And if Carney isn't there in person when he says it, record the response and get it out there. Every fucking time.
October 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
FFS. Every time Trump so much as hints at the 51st state BS Carney should be looking him in the eye and saying explicitly that isn't going to happen. On camera. Every fucking time. And if Carney isn't there in person when he says it, record the response and get it out there. Every fucking time.
Nah. He'll just be left in the middle somewhere. Tormenting him for eternity would be a hard zero on the demon fun scale... nobody's taking that job.
October 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Nah. He'll just be left in the middle somewhere. Tormenting him for eternity would be a hard zero on the demon fun scale... nobody's taking that job.
Rex Grossman reading this...
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October 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Rex Grossman reading this...
Mitch Hedberg is laughing his ass off right now if it's that kind of afterlife.
September 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Mitch Hedberg is laughing his ass off right now if it's that kind of afterlife.
Something something something false idols...
September 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Something something something false idols...
The newest Disney attraction, 'The Enchanted Forest of Preventable Diseases' won't have any age/height restrictions. 😒
September 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The newest Disney attraction, 'The Enchanted Forest of Preventable Diseases' won't have any age/height restrictions. 😒
This is the only way.
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August 29, 2025 at 11:19 AM
This is the only way.
"Daddy's little empire, built by hand and built by slaves; from the sky we look so organized and brave"
- Jason Isbell, "Flying Over Water"
- Jason Isbell, "Flying Over Water"
August 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
"Daddy's little empire, built by hand and built by slaves; from the sky we look so organized and brave"
- Jason Isbell, "Flying Over Water"
- Jason Isbell, "Flying Over Water"
Did I mention it's free? No Cover! 🤘🏻
August 6, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Did I mention it's free? No Cover! 🤘🏻
