The Elder Dan
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So hot for that spastic twitchball right now and I'm not even gay. Erases-hard-drives level of magnetism.
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
So hot for that spastic twitchball right now and I'm not even gay. Erases-hard-drives level of magnetism.
Gotta love a defendant in a fraud case who gets in one last massive round of monetary misuse on their way to prison.
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Gotta love a defendant in a fraud case who gets in one last massive round of monetary misuse on their way to prison.
Ten down. Thirty-eight* to go.
* crossin' fingers
* crossin' fingers
November 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Ten down. Thirty-eight* to go.
* crossin' fingers
* crossin' fingers
Surely she made up for all of it with the "we're all socially distanced in our masks taking the Colin Kaepernick knee" publicity photo, though.
November 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Surely she made up for all of it with the "we're all socially distanced in our masks taking the Colin Kaepernick knee" publicity photo, though.
Reposted by The Elder Dan
The bot I built to buy short-dated out-of-the-money call options on companies mentioned in Money Stuff is going to get me investigated by the SEC, thanks a lot
November 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The bot I built to buy short-dated out-of-the-money call options on companies mentioned in Money Stuff is going to get me investigated by the SEC, thanks a lot
Kind of an amazing demonstration of revealed preferences, as this guy is handing Elon a ready-made "immigrants are bad for empires" narrative and Elon is throwing it out in favor of "not enough babies are bad for empires" instead.
November 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Kind of an amazing demonstration of revealed preferences, as this guy is handing Elon a ready-made "immigrants are bad for empires" narrative and Elon is throwing it out in favor of "not enough babies are bad for empires" instead.
We're not going to get through the next three years by cutting a bunch of slack for fucking quislings.
October 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
We're not going to get through the next three years by cutting a bunch of slack for fucking quislings.
He can’t even stop Grok from being woke and bagging on him, he’s right to be scared of his own murder robots.
October 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
He can’t even stop Grok from being woke and bagging on him, he’s right to be scared of his own murder robots.
They’re all trying to find the guy who did this, in their hot dog costumes.
October 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
They’re all trying to find the guy who did this, in their hot dog costumes.