Crisis Management
@crisismgmt.bsky.social
Helping the Titanic rearrange its deckchairs since 2025. Not the solutions the world needs; those the world deserves.
We take ugly tweets & memes & themes and try to make 'em purrdy. We also refer to ourselves in the third person plural—for credibility.
We take ugly tweets & memes & themes and try to make 'em purrdy. We also refer to ourselves in the third person plural—for credibility.
Need a reason to rejoice about the coming of the new year?
Capital Economics called it in 2024.
Just one thing left to do now:
Make it so.
Capital Economics called it in 2024.
Just one thing left to do now:
Make it so.
January 1, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Need a reason to rejoice about the coming of the new year?
Capital Economics called it in 2024.
Just one thing left to do now:
Make it so.
Capital Economics called it in 2024.
Just one thing left to do now:
Make it so.
"De better way" by
de Adder
de Adder
November 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
"De better way" by
de Adder
de Adder
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
November 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Watching the World Series, one thing is clear: North American pro sports REALLY need to up their chanting game. It's not just pathetic, it's downright irritating.
Meanwhile, in Hamburg… (FC St. Pauli)
#MLB #NBA #NHL #NFL #MLS #BlueJays #Dodgers
(We need to up our window soundproofing too 😳)
Meanwhile, in Hamburg… (FC St. Pauli)
#MLB #NBA #NHL #NFL #MLS #BlueJays #Dodgers
(We need to up our window soundproofing too 😳)
November 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Drones returning to their launchpad after a show in China. Now imaging scaling these up and weaponizing them. (Because I'm sure the military has thought of that).
In the future, this is what the blitz will sound like. And it is terrifying.
In the future, this is what the blitz will sound like. And it is terrifying.
November 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Drones returning to their launchpad after a show in China. Now imaging scaling these up and weaponizing them. (Because I'm sure the military has thought of that).
In the future, this is what the blitz will sound like. And it is terrifying.
In the future, this is what the blitz will sound like. And it is terrifying.
This needs to happen every evening at 8pm, everywhere. Otherwise it's nothing but virtue-signaling cosplay.
There are ways to do this.
If the previous #NoKings days have shown us anything, it's that this ain't it.
There are ways to do this.
If the previous #NoKings days have shown us anything, it's that this ain't it.
October 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
This needs to happen every evening at 8pm, everywhere. Otherwise it's nothing but virtue-signaling cosplay.
There are ways to do this.
If the previous #NoKings days have shown us anything, it's that this ain't it.
There are ways to do this.
If the previous #NoKings days have shown us anything, it's that this ain't it.
LOL no one's "unblocking" you, you narcissistic hack. You just automated it because you're big angwy that actual researchers who publish hard science don't listen to your cherry-picked undergrad ramblings—you illiterate—try spellcheck, you sound retarded—Charlie Kirk wannabe.
OH NO DON'T BLOCK ME 😂
OH NO DON'T BLOCK ME 😂
October 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
LOL no one's "unblocking" you, you narcissistic hack. You just automated it because you're big angwy that actual researchers who publish hard science don't listen to your cherry-picked undergrad ramblings—you illiterate—try spellcheck, you sound retarded—Charlie Kirk wannabe.
OH NO DON'T BLOCK ME 😂
OH NO DON'T BLOCK ME 😂
Weekend activity: infiltrating conspiracy theory groups to make them stupider. "I keep trying to get autism the the vaccines DON'T WORK"
[May #Tylenol cure this intractable political #Headache.]
#CrisisManaged
[May #Tylenol cure this intractable political #Headache.]
#CrisisManaged
September 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Weekend activity: infiltrating conspiracy theory groups to make them stupider. "I keep trying to get autism the the vaccines DON'T WORK"
[May #Tylenol cure this intractable political #Headache.]
#CrisisManaged
[May #Tylenol cure this intractable political #Headache.]
#CrisisManaged
Road reflector manufacturing plant?
September 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Road reflector manufacturing plant?
One of you knows what they are talking about, one of you does not.
Choosing the high road only works when the social contract is not being torn to shreds by malevolent agents of disinformation of which Charlie Kirk was one.
Choosing the high road only works when the social contract is not being torn to shreds by malevolent agents of disinformation of which Charlie Kirk was one.
September 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
One of you knows what they are talking about, one of you does not.
Choosing the high road only works when the social contract is not being torn to shreds by malevolent agents of disinformation of which Charlie Kirk was one.
Choosing the high road only works when the social contract is not being torn to shreds by malevolent agents of disinformation of which Charlie Kirk was one.
Because they make people who've never taken the time to talk to them uncomfortable. Source: I was uncomfortable, initially.
Being trans wouldn't be my first choice. (But that's the thing: it wouldn't be ANYONE's first choice. BECAUSE IT ISN'T A CHOICE).
Being trans wouldn't be my first choice. (But that's the thing: it wouldn't be ANYONE's first choice. BECAUSE IT ISN'T A CHOICE).
September 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Because they make people who've never taken the time to talk to them uncomfortable. Source: I was uncomfortable, initially.
Being trans wouldn't be my first choice. (But that's the thing: it wouldn't be ANYONE's first choice. BECAUSE IT ISN'T A CHOICE).
Being trans wouldn't be my first choice. (But that's the thing: it wouldn't be ANYONE's first choice. BECAUSE IT ISN'T A CHOICE).
Petition to have Arizona's motto changed to "America's New Zealand".
#CrisisManaged
#CrisisManaged
August 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Petition to have Arizona's motto changed to "America's New Zealand".
#CrisisManaged
#CrisisManaged
Correction: There are now fifty 𝘰𝘯𝘦 ways to leave your lover, per @mygumsarebleeding.bsky.social
#CrisisManaged
#CrisisManaged
August 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Correction: There are now fifty 𝘰𝘯𝘦 ways to leave your lover, per @mygumsarebleeding.bsky.social
#CrisisManaged
#CrisisManaged
July 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Fuck this shit. Burn it all down.
Nature: "On it"
Nature: "On it"
July 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Fuck this shit. Burn it all down.
Nature: "On it"
Nature: "On it"