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Bacchanal is fun, if the Country Club is open and you want to go for a swim and have lunch you can do both there, the Joint is excellent BBQ, and all of these are a short walk to Vaughn's
December 30, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Bacchanal is fun, if the Country Club is open and you want to go for a swim and have lunch you can do both there, the Joint is excellent BBQ, and all of these are a short walk to Vaughn's
sorry, I'm too busy giving consideration to the physical violence they have coming
December 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
sorry, I'm too busy giving consideration to the physical violence they have coming
I told my kids I'm totes Wallace-pilled and they said chew-gee, I assume this means I'm very cool
December 23, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I told my kids I'm totes Wallace-pilled and they said chew-gee, I assume this means I'm very cool
the "colonizer goes native" trope is trotted out every decade or so to great accolades only to become almost immediately culturally irrelevant. there's probably a reason.
December 22, 2025 at 8:06 AM
the "colonizer goes native" trope is trotted out every decade or so to great accolades only to become almost immediately culturally irrelevant. there's probably a reason.
sex and gender are different things
December 20, 2025 at 6:44 AM
sex and gender are different things
sex and gender are different things
December 20, 2025 at 6:44 AM
sex and gender are different things
we should immediately test this hypothesis on every available billionaire, you know, for the data
December 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
we should immediately test this hypothesis on every available billionaire, you know, for the data
my daughter came up with this banger when she was 3:
why is this joke funny?
BECAUSE IT'S NOT ABOUT CHICKENS!
why is this joke funny?
BECAUSE IT'S NOT ABOUT CHICKENS!
December 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
my daughter came up with this banger when she was 3:
why is this joke funny?
BECAUSE IT'S NOT ABOUT CHICKENS!
why is this joke funny?
BECAUSE IT'S NOT ABOUT CHICKENS!
somebody wrote down how you have to create a thing in your image to be considered a proper god a few thousand years ago and now that's just the way it's done
December 9, 2025 at 8:33 AM
somebody wrote down how you have to create a thing in your image to be considered a proper god a few thousand years ago and now that's just the way it's done
I've been wracking my brain trying to figure out how to add a huge walk-in (definitely not, say, SCUBA-in) guest suite to my house, when I could've just labeled the corner of another room.
December 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I've been wracking my brain trying to figure out how to add a huge walk-in (definitely not, say, SCUBA-in) guest suite to my house, when I could've just labeled the corner of another room.
first name to pop into my head was Willem Dafoe
December 1, 2025 at 12:41 PM
first name to pop into my head was Willem Dafoe
he batted 1.000, but only got to take five swings.
December 1, 2025 at 12:40 PM
he batted 1.000, but only got to take five swings.
I live in France, it's mandatory
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I live in France, it's mandatory
Theology is there, too. Actual insanity.
November 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Theology is there, too. Actual insanity.
the doctor could have absolutely done that, but why not shift the liability to someone else if something goes wrong
November 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
the doctor could have absolutely done that, but why not shift the liability to someone else if something goes wrong
well who else would take them? you can't block puberty in adults
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
well who else would take them? you can't block puberty in adults
my modesty is pretty lame, don't know why I even mentioned it, sorry
November 21, 2025 at 9:42 AM
my modesty is pretty lame, don't know why I even mentioned it, sorry
I suspect their visual entertainment is rather strictly curated. If so, good job, keep it up.
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I suspect their visual entertainment is rather strictly curated. If so, good job, keep it up.
mac n cheese has 364 other days to hog the spotlight, corn pudding only gets one day to shine
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
mac n cheese has 364 other days to hog the spotlight, corn pudding only gets one day to shine
she's working out a rhyme for that line as we speak
November 12, 2025 at 10:56 AM
she's working out a rhyme for that line as we speak
poster for new Ari Aster movie just dropped
November 12, 2025 at 7:45 AM
poster for new Ari Aster movie just dropped
they even brought back the same M from 4 previous films and nobody batted an eye, like it's not that serious
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
they even brought back the same M from 4 previous films and nobody batted an eye, like it's not that serious
maybe softbank knows something about the analog chip tech being developed in China that makes it seem more than just more hype to them
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 AM
maybe softbank knows something about the analog chip tech being developed in China that makes it seem more than just more hype to them