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crisisconfetti.bsky.social
mara 🪻
@crisisconfetti.bsky.social
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she/they | 25 | mdni | cat mom | just think of me as the court jester in this collapsing empire

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this is who runs this account 💅🏻
toddler with head in cardboard cutout of black cat, next to an “rip” headstone
June 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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still processing that i finally got to see halsey
halsey on stage holding a microphone, color palette is purples, pinks and blues halsey and her dancers on the most beautiful set i’ve ever seen, with a large crescent moon in the center and clouds covering the background halsey is not a woman, she’s a god (photo of halsey with her dancers surrounding her) halsey concert; stage lit up in red as halsey moves across it, she is wearing a cute black and white dress and her signature blue hair
June 9, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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thank u, thank u 🙂‍↕️

((here is one of my personal snap memories from that night lmao))
May 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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me omw to give you a pebble (a meme from my collection) as a sign of affection:
gentoo penguin with pebble in mouth
May 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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have to take my kitten to the emergency vet later

send us good vibes as i miss ANOTHER car payment to make sure she’s ok 🙂‍↕️🤧

i love her, and she is going to bankrupt me
alice, a sweet white, brown and grey tabby. she is curled up in her travel carrier, opening one eye at me. her other eye is closed, and is the reason for our vet visit…
May 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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nature in the suburbs 🙂‍↕️

(( someone pls take me to the woods ))
a photo of mushrooms in the grass; in the background are the closely packed houses of the suburban nightmare in which i live a snail on my cement driveway after rainfall; black doc martens half shown in the corner
May 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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i find the most wonderful things on the rare occasion that i leave home
a “make your own aquascape” station, decorated with antiques and frog statues a sign titled “arborist;” a decor area in the fitting room with candles, books and flashlights a greenhouse section within a plant store, giving off a pink hue. there is a floor mat that says “there’s like… a lot of plants in here” a corner of one of the shops; shelves filled with various plants (in the background you can see some custom bongs and weed candles!)
May 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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often catch myself repeating this scene from search party in my head..
from the tv show search party: blonde girl wrapped in blanket looking completely distressed, saying “it’s the twink”
April 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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the wizard101 to bg3 pipeline…
April 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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currently drinking coffee for the first time in THREE YEARS!!!!!

(i hope i do not get a tummy ache)
white horses running though water freely, captioned “300mg of caffeine”
April 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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went to the conservatory !!
April 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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applied for a rental house & it’s big enough for everyone to have their own solo hangout room, even the cats!!!

touring at 6pm, wish us luck! lots of competition 😭
quote says “all that’s meant to be will find its way to me;” there is a girl sitting on the clouds, surrounded by butterflies— a cosmic sky fills the background
April 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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currently in the fetal position :(
knight in full armor sitting under a pink tree, captioned “even a warrior gets a lil tummy ache sometimes”
April 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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TATTOO DAY!!!!

forever wearing my heart on my sleeve <3
tattoo on forearm of grey cat laying in a bed of magnolias
April 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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when will @ceyjey.bsky.social return from war
tabby cat standing on hind legs to stare out of the window longingly
April 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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oh i like this one!! accurate 🙂‍↕️
April 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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TATTOO APPT IN TWO DAYS!!! (i just received the sketch)
tattoo sketch of my cat, ruby. the style is cartoony, and in black & grey. it shows her laying on her back on a bed of flowers, eyes closed with bliss <3
April 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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me @ all of u:
a young jake gyllenhaal looking somber, staring toward the camera. photo is captioned “how i stare at someone after finding out we have so many similar interests and music taste but i know ill never be able to start a conversation with them”
April 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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CUSTOM CAT SHIRT ARRIVED !!!!
April 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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update w one more pic to show her cool unique coat pattern

TIPS OF EARS AND TAIL (!!!!!)
April 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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best i can do for now !! she is very busy exploring her new home :’)
April 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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g’morning bdky homies, i hope u all have a wonderful friday !!!
April 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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we have officially named our porch geese: matilda & nigel 🙂‍↕️

i can’t wait to start collecting all the cute outfits, like r u kidding me
goose dressed in blue cardigan, red plaid button down, and glasses. he is holding a book labeled “poetry and poultry” and a red mug. goose dressed as a strawberry goose wearing a yellow bathrobe and head wrap, with cucumbers covering the eyes. next to the goose, there is a picnic basket full of spa supplies PINK PONY CLUB GOOSE— dressed in pink tutu, bandana, and cowboy hat with a pink ribbon wig.
April 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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🪷 updated pinned 🪷
April 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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honestly… it makes sense

link: www.idrlabs.com/gender/test....
April 1, 2025 at 11:49 AM