Melania is actually on the phone to QVC .......

My mother spent some years thinking that the lyrics to the chorus of Spandau Ballet's True were Huh huh huh hu-uh huh, Buenas noches. She was like the Mrs Malaprop of pop music.

My worst visit home was capped by mother telling me that she preferred my ex-bf to me. Needless to say, we didn't speak for a year and a half after that.

She looks like Stephen Miller in drag

Because they are all fecking idiots who think logic is Swedish flatpack furniture?

He looks like Nosferatu with a squirting fetish

Vanilla looks like the only flavour they are aware of

Does Bessent share a wig with Susie Wiles and, if so, what days?

Nancy Mace is turning into Joan Crawford in "Whatever happened to Baby Jane?"

You're in for a treat then, if you haven't had it before.

Have you made him some bara brith yet?