Funding 75 years of pensions for only $9bn sounds like an absolute steal, tbh.

Buying my child $400 of Hotwheels play sets that I spend all of Xmas building myself. To model the Sigma Grindset, you see.

Why resist the urge, when you can very simply Give In?

It's a mystery why they even bother with the physical GPUs at this point. They'd save a lot of raw materials by selling boxes with a paper IOU inside for a GPU whenever the client gets around to installing them.

Plot: two fae each disguise themselves too well and mistake the other for a tasty mortal morsel. Favors and seemingly benign gifts are exchanged. Comedy ensues.

I'll do it for half that amount! Paid up front.

No one truly understands Computer anymore, at least not in the Number Go Up industrial complex.

This is the version I listened to years ago. I can't imagine it sounding any other way, in my head.

This is real af and I have fucked up sessions because of it.

The last 20 minutes before the session starts are best spent hydrating and getting a snack.

I also started larping in 2009!

was she cosplaying a Male Novelist?

Reject Leggy, Become Tübe