Count of Monte Cristo
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Intrusive thoughts, Celtics, and intrusive thoughts about the Celtics
The quickest way for me to be rude to you is if you’re outwardly British
August 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The quickest way for me to be rude to you is if you’re outwardly British
Existence is pain (violently hungover)
May 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Existence is pain (violently hungover)
By the way, I saw Sinners in theaters twice
April 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
By the way, I saw Sinners in theaters twice
On this date, April 24th 1184 BC, the Greeks exited the famous Trojan horse and started their attack on Troy.
Imagine the smell all up in that horse
Imagine the smell all up in that horse
April 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
On this date, April 24th 1184 BC, the Greeks exited the famous Trojan horse and started their attack on Troy.
Imagine the smell all up in that horse
Imagine the smell all up in that horse
KP really is like a wwe character
April 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
KP really is like a wwe character
Recreating indigenous art with AI as someone with indigenous ancestry, makes me sick to my stomach
April 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Recreating indigenous art with AI as someone with indigenous ancestry, makes me sick to my stomach
Can’t wait to eat the new all gray skittle
April 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Can’t wait to eat the new all gray skittle
SINNERS
SINNERS
SINNERS
SINNERS
SINNERS
April 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
SINNERS
SINNERS
SINNERS
SINNERS
SINNERS
Painfully fitting
April 22, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Painfully fitting
How am I supposed to know when moldy cheese has gone bad?
April 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
How am I supposed to know when moldy cheese has gone bad?
Reposted by Count of Monte Cristo
Why do we call it the roof of our mouth? It’s a ceiling. It’s not a roof. The roof is your head.
April 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Why do we call it the roof of our mouth? It’s a ceiling. It’s not a roof. The roof is your head.
Been trialing sleeping Winnie the Pooh style
April 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Been trialing sleeping Winnie the Pooh style
Mexicans really figured it out with “no mames”
April 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Mexicans really figured it out with “no mames”
Hey, is it just me or does it feel like you gotta fold single ply toilet paper twice as many times?
April 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Hey, is it just me or does it feel like you gotta fold single ply toilet paper twice as many times?