I love grocery shopping in a foreign currency bc what do u mean "that's expensive" or "wow that's a good price"???? It's all just made up anyway smh

She kuzco on my yzma until I kronk

mmmm bagel

What does it mean when a girl sings the Friends theme song at you?

Pls would somebody ask me about my Spotify playlists pls I have so many and I promise they're mediocre!

Brb pondering my orb. Pls leave a message at the tone.

Someone noticed my new sneakers yesterday, and as an adult woman I really had to suppress the urge to show them how fast I am in my new cool shoes

Sometimes the treasure is the friends we journey along the way. And I've always said that.

Quick haiku for how my night went last night:

Fuzzy socks, in bed
Snug as a bug in a rug
It was too warm. Sad.

In short, cozy and comfy are no longer my brand.

Crinkle paper? I hardly know 'er

Haven't seen one person put the bear from Bear in the Big Blue House onto their hear me out cake :( ur telling me this GENTLEMAN isn't the exact reason u would rather come across a bear in a forest instead of a man????? Smh

How many times should I be watching Nightmare Before Christmas during Oct, Nov, and Dec? And why is the correct answer as many times as possible? I definitely don't have a problem and this is a totally normal hobby to have

Word of the day: spiffy
-fun to say
-very easy to spice up: spiffalicious, spifftacular, spifftastic
-no other reasons