My Dad used to get shot from a cannon at the circus.
When he retired, they had to close the show.
They couldn’t find another man of his caliber.
When he retired, they had to close the show.
They couldn’t find another man of his caliber.
December 7, 2025 at 6:44 AM
My Dad used to get shot from a cannon at the circus.
When he retired, they had to close the show.
They couldn’t find another man of his caliber.
When he retired, they had to close the show.
They couldn’t find another man of his caliber.
Being a waiter may not be a very glamorous job…
But at least it puts food on the table.
But at least it puts food on the table.
December 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Being a waiter may not be a very glamorous job…
But at least it puts food on the table.
But at least it puts food on the table.
6 December 1988, American singer songwriter Roy Orbison died of a heart attack aged 52. Orbison endured a great deal of tragedy in his life. His first wife, Claudette died in a motorcycle accident in 1966 and two of his three sons, died in a house fire in 1968.
December 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
6 December 1988, American singer songwriter Roy Orbison died of a heart attack aged 52. Orbison endured a great deal of tragedy in his life. His first wife, Claudette died in a motorcycle accident in 1966 and two of his three sons, died in a house fire in 1968.
Just a reminder, no matter how hard you push the envelope,
it will always be stationery.
it will always be stationery.
December 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Just a reminder, no matter how hard you push the envelope,
it will always be stationery.
it will always be stationery.
December 5, 1993, songwriter and guitarist Doug Hopkins, who co-founded the American rock band, Gin Blossoms, took his own life. The 32 year old had struggled with his mental health, particularly as the band’s fame grew, following their best-selling hit, “Hey Jealousy.”
December 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
December 5, 1993, songwriter and guitarist Doug Hopkins, who co-founded the American rock band, Gin Blossoms, took his own life. The 32 year old had struggled with his mental health, particularly as the band’s fame grew, following their best-selling hit, “Hey Jealousy.”
Studies show that atheists are more likely to own cats than Christians.
Because owning Christians isn’t legal, obviously.
Because owning Christians isn’t legal, obviously.
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Studies show that atheists are more likely to own cats than Christians.
Because owning Christians isn’t legal, obviously.
Because owning Christians isn’t legal, obviously.
Frank Zappa died on December 4, 1993, at the age of 52 due to prostate cancer. He had been battling the illness for several years before his death.
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Frank Zappa died on December 4, 1993, at the age of 52 due to prostate cancer. He had been battling the illness for several years before his death.
I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park.
It’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.
It’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.
December 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park.
It’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.
It’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.
December 4, 1971, Montreux Casino, in Montreux, Switzerland, burns down to the ground after a fan fires a flare gun during concert by Frank Zappa and The Mothers of Invention. This incident inspires rock band Deep Purple's to write the song "Smoke on the Water."
December 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
December 4, 1971, Montreux Casino, in Montreux, Switzerland, burns down to the ground after a fan fires a flare gun during concert by Frank Zappa and The Mothers of Invention. This incident inspires rock band Deep Purple's to write the song "Smoke on the Water."
I’m writing a book about drinking beer.
I’m currently on my 4th draft.
I’m currently on my 4th draft.
December 4, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I’m writing a book about drinking beer.
I’m currently on my 4th draft.
I’m currently on my 4th draft.
Cannibals will never go hungry.
They can always make themselves a snack.
They can always make themselves a snack.
December 4, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Cannibals will never go hungry.
They can always make themselves a snack.
They can always make themselves a snack.
Eleven people were killed on December 3, 1979, when a crowd of general-admission ticket-holders to a Who concert in Cincinnati, Ohio, surged forward in an attempt to enter Riverfront Coliseum and secure prime unreserved seats inside. It would be one of the deadliest rock-concert incidents ever.
December 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Eleven people were killed on December 3, 1979, when a crowd of general-admission ticket-holders to a Who concert in Cincinnati, Ohio, surged forward in an attempt to enter Riverfront Coliseum and secure prime unreserved seats inside. It would be one of the deadliest rock-concert incidents ever.
I was wondering what soap I should use to clean my pet dolphin.
Then I realized an all porpoise cleaner was the best.
Then I realized an all porpoise cleaner was the best.
December 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I was wondering what soap I should use to clean my pet dolphin.
Then I realized an all porpoise cleaner was the best.
Then I realized an all porpoise cleaner was the best.
I called the cops about a murder on my front lawn.
But they said they couldn’t do anything about crows and to stop calling them.
But they said they couldn’t do anything about crows and to stop calling them.
December 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I called the cops about a murder on my front lawn.
But they said they couldn’t do anything about crows and to stop calling them.
But they said they couldn’t do anything about crows and to stop calling them.
Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.
November 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.
I just lost a game of Scrabble.
It didn’t look good from the word GO.
It didn’t look good from the word GO.
November 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I just lost a game of Scrabble.
It didn’t look good from the word GO.
It didn’t look good from the word GO.
People these days are too judgmental.
I can tell just by looking at them.
I can tell just by looking at them.
November 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
People these days are too judgmental.
I can tell just by looking at them.
I can tell just by looking at them.
It seems like every Thanksgiving I end up eating leftovers for weeks afterwards.
Not this year though – I’m quitting cold turkey.
Not this year though – I’m quitting cold turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It seems like every Thanksgiving I end up eating leftovers for weeks afterwards.
Not this year though – I’m quitting cold turkey.
Not this year though – I’m quitting cold turkey.
Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy.
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November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy.
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I wanted to be more active, so I took up bobsledding.
Things went downhill pretty fast after that.
Things went downhill pretty fast after that.
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I wanted to be more active, so I took up bobsledding.
Things went downhill pretty fast after that.
Things went downhill pretty fast after that.
I know some talented people, but none can hold a candle to what my friend Jack does.
He makes gunpowder.
He makes gunpowder.
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I know some talented people, but none can hold a candle to what my friend Jack does.
He makes gunpowder.
He makes gunpowder.
I know it’s a long shot but does anyone know what a trebuchet is?
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I know it’s a long shot but does anyone know what a trebuchet is?
A truck load of glue crashed on the highway.
Traffic was stuck for hours.
Traffic was stuck for hours.
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
A truck load of glue crashed on the highway.
Traffic was stuck for hours.
Traffic was stuck for hours.
If you lose one of your senses, your other senses are enhanced.
This is why people with no sense of humor have a heightened sense of self-importance.
This is why people with no sense of humor have a heightened sense of self-importance.
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
If you lose one of your senses, your other senses are enhanced.
This is why people with no sense of humor have a heightened sense of self-importance.
This is why people with no sense of humor have a heightened sense of self-importance.
My parents left me an entire parcel of land.
That means a whole lot.
That means a whole lot.
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My parents left me an entire parcel of land.
That means a whole lot.
That means a whole lot.