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I will only renounce ACAB when we finally get an ICE Hugo Stiglitz.
January 31, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I will only renounce ACAB when we finally get an ICE Hugo Stiglitz.
ICE‘s Palantir databases include the entire population, it’s only a matter of how far they drag the slider.
So yes, we’re all illegals, domestic terrorists, worst of the worst on a long enough timeline.
So yes, we’re all illegals, domestic terrorists, worst of the worst on a long enough timeline.
January 31, 2026 at 12:37 AM
ICE‘s Palantir databases include the entire population, it’s only a matter of how far they drag the slider.
So yes, we’re all illegals, domestic terrorists, worst of the worst on a long enough timeline.
So yes, we’re all illegals, domestic terrorists, worst of the worst on a long enough timeline.
Broke: Idiocracy was a documentary
Woke: Eyes Wide Shut was a documentary
Bespoke: Hostel was a documentary
Woke: Eyes Wide Shut was a documentary
Bespoke: Hostel was a documentary
January 31, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Broke: Idiocracy was a documentary
Woke: Eyes Wide Shut was a documentary
Bespoke: Hostel was a documentary
Woke: Eyes Wide Shut was a documentary
Bespoke: Hostel was a documentary
They really need to comb that golf course for human remains.
January 31, 2026 at 12:32 AM
They really need to comb that golf course for human remains.
Looking over some of the themes here, seems to me it might be prudent to search his golf courses for skeletal remains.
January 30, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Looking over some of the themes here, seems to me it might be prudent to search his golf courses for skeletal remains.
It’s shocking to see how many delivery orders get filled anytime I‘m relaxing outside an ice cream scoop shop enjoying my cone.
It’s like learning that 20% of American men don’t wipe their asses after taking a shit, like what world are these animals from?
It’s like learning that 20% of American men don’t wipe their asses after taking a shit, like what world are these animals from?
January 30, 2026 at 6:27 PM
It’s shocking to see how many delivery orders get filled anytime I‘m relaxing outside an ice cream scoop shop enjoying my cone.
It’s like learning that 20% of American men don’t wipe their asses after taking a shit, like what world are these animals from?
It’s like learning that 20% of American men don’t wipe their asses after taking a shit, like what world are these animals from?
Of course Mehmet Cengiz Oz sees what happened to Somalis in MN and immediately began scheming how to follow the same playbook to revive the Armenian Genocide in Los Angeles.
January 30, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Of course Mehmet Cengiz Oz sees what happened to Somalis in MN and immediately began scheming how to follow the same playbook to revive the Armenian Genocide in Los Angeles.
This is the fundamental law of exterminationism: every possible grouping of humanity is eventually drafted into the “subhuman” category.
Some start out there, but as they are destroyed or otherwise brought low, new enemies need to be found.
Some start out there, but as they are destroyed or otherwise brought low, new enemies need to be found.
January 30, 2026 at 6:03 PM
This is the fundamental law of exterminationism: every possible grouping of humanity is eventually drafted into the “subhuman” category.
Some start out there, but as they are destroyed or otherwise brought low, new enemies need to be found.
Some start out there, but as they are destroyed or otherwise brought low, new enemies need to be found.
It feels hack to cite Dunning-Kruger and its corollaries but goddamn if it doesn’t perfectly explain the mechanism for how exactly we blew it.
January 30, 2026 at 5:51 PM
It feels hack to cite Dunning-Kruger and its corollaries but goddamn if it doesn’t perfectly explain the mechanism for how exactly we blew it.
They will revive norms like ancient spells.
Remember when they did an incantation and summoned The Parliamentarian?
Remember when they did an incantation and summoned The Parliamentarian?
January 30, 2026 at 3:50 PM
They will revive norms like ancient spells.
Remember when they did an incantation and summoned The Parliamentarian?
Remember when they did an incantation and summoned The Parliamentarian?
If this is the bar, you can be sure anyone who ever signed a DSA petition or donated to Bernie or AOC will eventually get a bullet in the back of the head.
January 30, 2026 at 3:37 PM
If this is the bar, you can be sure anyone who ever signed a DSA petition or donated to Bernie or AOC will eventually get a bullet in the back of the head.
Yet another case of imagining a guy to get mad at.
Harris burned over $2B and ran such a shitty campaign she got humiliated by a disgusting child rapist. Let’s invent a cohort of smug swing state Berniebro voters who are responsible so we never have to change.
Harris burned over $2B and ran such a shitty campaign she got humiliated by a disgusting child rapist. Let’s invent a cohort of smug swing state Berniebro voters who are responsible so we never have to change.
January 29, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Yet another case of imagining a guy to get mad at.
Harris burned over $2B and ran such a shitty campaign she got humiliated by a disgusting child rapist. Let’s invent a cohort of smug swing state Berniebro voters who are responsible so we never have to change.
Harris burned over $2B and ran such a shitty campaign she got humiliated by a disgusting child rapist. Let’s invent a cohort of smug swing state Berniebro voters who are responsible so we never have to change.
If you need it more airtight, you can slather some petroleum jelly around the seal. Don’t forget sealed eye protection. Wear it around the house first to learn how & why it might fog
Most don’t wear respirators perfectly anyway, but it’s still a thousand times better than a fiber mask or nothing.
Most don’t wear respirators perfectly anyway, but it’s still a thousand times better than a fiber mask or nothing.
January 29, 2026 at 4:10 PM
If you need it more airtight, you can slather some petroleum jelly around the seal. Don’t forget sealed eye protection. Wear it around the house first to learn how & why it might fog
Most don’t wear respirators perfectly anyway, but it’s still a thousand times better than a fiber mask or nothing.
Most don’t wear respirators perfectly anyway, but it’s still a thousand times better than a fiber mask or nothing.
I’m okay with them maintaining their anonymity as long as that means unmarked graves after they hang.
January 29, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I’m okay with them maintaining their anonymity as long as that means unmarked graves after they hang.
It’s not like they’re following a 922 page manifesto/playbook line by line or anything, where one of the plays is to setup massive voter purges to make sure they never lose an election that matters to them
January 29, 2026 at 1:19 AM
It’s not like they’re following a 922 page manifesto/playbook line by line or anything, where one of the plays is to setup massive voter purges to make sure they never lose an election that matters to them
These guys are so used to only reading the polls they can no longer read the fucking room
January 29, 2026 at 1:12 AM
These guys are so used to only reading the polls they can no longer read the fucking room
Classic Hunter S Thompson fridge art
January 29, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Classic Hunter S Thompson fridge art
Ah yes we all know the story of the Holocaust, where the Nazis murdered 12 million people on Kristallnacht
January 28, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Ah yes we all know the story of the Holocaust, where the Nazis murdered 12 million people on Kristallnacht
- all crowd dispersal chemicals must be Arby’s Horsey Sauce flavored
January 28, 2026 at 11:43 PM
- all crowd dispersal chemicals must be Arby’s Horsey Sauce flavored
Oh man I hope he’s okay, that really could have hurt someone on a planet with 500x Earth‘s gravity.
January 28, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Oh man I hope he’s okay, that really could have hurt someone on a planet with 500x Earth‘s gravity.
how to get curb-stomped by a million people with -ian surnames
January 28, 2026 at 11:18 PM
how to get curb-stomped by a million people with -ian surnames
Spent 20 years hating Somali-Americans, sees the dream of an entire army of gestapo death squads kidnapping and terrorizing Somali citizens, then ragequits life anyway.
Fascism never lets you experience joy; even victory turns to ashes in your mouth.
Fascism never lets you experience joy; even victory turns to ashes in your mouth.
January 28, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Spent 20 years hating Somali-Americans, sees the dream of an entire army of gestapo death squads kidnapping and terrorizing Somali citizens, then ragequits life anyway.
Fascism never lets you experience joy; even victory turns to ashes in your mouth.
Fascism never lets you experience joy; even victory turns to ashes in your mouth.
Repeal, not reform.
These are tools for totalitarians.
These are tools for totalitarians.
January 28, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Repeal, not reform.
These are tools for totalitarians.
These are tools for totalitarians.
AI is always getting things wrong.
We all know that before 2024, Horizon Worlds experienced563262266774774774737796926476013857205728572957295759295777351439068212229573008451248607602000157523188747579301857388…6572
Stupid AI
We all know that before 2024, Horizon Worlds experienced563262266774774774737796926476013857205728572957295759295777351439068212229573008451248607602000157523188747579301857388…6572
Stupid AI
January 28, 2026 at 5:17 PM
AI is always getting things wrong.
We all know that before 2024, Horizon Worlds experienced563262266774774774737796926476013857205728572957295759295777351439068212229573008451248607602000157523188747579301857388…6572
Stupid AI
We all know that before 2024, Horizon Worlds experienced563262266774774774737796926476013857205728572957295759295777351439068212229573008451248607602000157523188747579301857388…6572
Stupid AI