found a wallet in the snow and the front of it said “big dick is back in town”???
January 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
found a wallet in the snow and the front of it said “big dick is back in town”???
if pasta and marchy really want to get rid of those rumors a quick smooch on ice should do the trick. 🥹
January 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
if pasta and marchy really want to get rid of those rumors a quick smooch on ice should do the trick. 🥹
my rule with my husband for Christmas is that we always give a range of what we’re allowed to spend. every year I come up with that range. and every year I exceed it on his gifts and tell him at the last minute.
December 10, 2024 at 3:55 PM
my rule with my husband for Christmas is that we always give a range of what we’re allowed to spend. every year I come up with that range. and every year I exceed it on his gifts and tell him at the last minute.
I have to switch to apple music bc spotify sounds so fucking bad in my car and I thought it was just my car but NOPE.
December 10, 2024 at 3:48 PM
I have to switch to apple music bc spotify sounds so fucking bad in my car and I thought it was just my car but NOPE.
I don’t think I’ve felt awake for even a moment since the time change.
December 2, 2024 at 7:20 PM
I don’t think I’ve felt awake for even a moment since the time change.
libby hates to see me coming.
December 2, 2024 at 3:38 PM
libby hates to see me coming.
announcing what I’m buying and awkwardly lingering around to make sure I’m not ruining a christmas gift all month.
December 2, 2024 at 3:30 PM
announcing what I’m buying and awkwardly lingering around to make sure I’m not ruining a christmas gift all month.
my husband went from “you can support the bruins but I will NEVER” to looking at Pastrnak jerseys so fast.
December 2, 2024 at 1:51 AM
my husband went from “you can support the bruins but I will NEVER” to looking at Pastrnak jerseys so fast.
tried chasing my cat with part of the Christmas tree so she’d be afraid of it but instead she just wanted to play with it. 🙃
November 27, 2024 at 3:53 AM
tried chasing my cat with part of the Christmas tree so she’d be afraid of it but instead she just wanted to play with it. 🙃
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It’s gonna be so funny when Trump inevitably fucks Elon over
November 15, 2024 at 5:37 PM
It’s gonna be so funny when Trump inevitably fucks Elon over
do people really not even look into what they vote for??? seeing so many tiktoks (mostly about the Colorado veterinarian prop) where people are like “oops didn’t know what that meant” and umm THAT’S WHEN YOU EITHER FIGURE OUT WHAT IT MEANS OR DON’T VOTE ON IT???
November 14, 2024 at 7:15 PM
do people really not even look into what they vote for??? seeing so many tiktoks (mostly about the Colorado veterinarian prop) where people are like “oops didn’t know what that meant” and umm THAT’S WHEN YOU EITHER FIGURE OUT WHAT IT MEANS OR DON’T VOTE ON IT???
started watching hockey for the fights but stayed for the goalie helmet kisses.
November 12, 2024 at 3:17 PM
started watching hockey for the fights but stayed for the goalie helmet kisses.
was looking back at food places we liked in california and I actually started crying over missing the food there.
November 11, 2024 at 2:58 AM
was looking back at food places we liked in california and I actually started crying over missing the food there.
my cat loves sports and idk… settling in to watch hockey with a cat is so funny to me.
November 9, 2024 at 6:18 PM
my cat loves sports and idk… settling in to watch hockey with a cat is so funny to me.
had a package go from boulder to denver to… kansas???
(I’m by denver 😭)
(I’m by denver 😭)
November 9, 2024 at 2:52 PM
had a package go from boulder to denver to… kansas???
(I’m by denver 😭)
(I’m by denver 😭)
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"nothing changes for me, the white male blue-collar worker" i dunno man i don't think e. coli factors that into its equation
November 6, 2024 at 11:36 AM
"nothing changes for me, the white male blue-collar worker" i dunno man i don't think e. coli factors that into its equation
plan b having a shelf life of four years is a little too on the nose for me.
November 6, 2024 at 3:00 PM
plan b having a shelf life of four years is a little too on the nose for me.
terrible day to not be a smoker.
November 6, 2024 at 2:44 PM
terrible day to not be a smoker.
need to know rfk jr’s thoughts on rabies vaccines.
November 6, 2024 at 2:40 PM
need to know rfk jr’s thoughts on rabies vaccines.
hey so calling for a recount when the candidate lost by MILLIONS of votes and didn’t come near pulling through on the electoral college is actually embarrassing.
November 6, 2024 at 2:23 PM
hey so calling for a recount when the candidate lost by MILLIONS of votes and didn’t come near pulling through on the electoral college is actually embarrassing.
if I lost as bad as kamala did, you’d never see me again. I’d disappear so hard you would need to question if I ever ran at all.
November 6, 2024 at 2:17 PM
if I lost as bad as kamala did, you’d never see me again. I’d disappear so hard you would need to question if I ever ran at all.
this is what happens when democrats don’t even try to win.
November 6, 2024 at 4:18 AM
this is what happens when democrats don’t even try to win.
wanted bernie to redistribute wealth but all he did was redistribute my phone number.
November 2, 2024 at 4:27 PM
wanted bernie to redistribute wealth but all he did was redistribute my phone number.
I’ve been struggling to pick a favorite hockey team but every time I root for a team they lose and it’s been so many games/quite a few teams and I’m starting to feel like I’m ruining careers over here. :/ too powerful.
November 2, 2024 at 4:22 PM
I’ve been struggling to pick a favorite hockey team but every time I root for a team they lose and it’s been so many games/quite a few teams and I’m starting to feel like I’m ruining careers over here. :/ too powerful.