this feels like a final exam / boot camp

as I get older it feels more like certain flavors of "advice for younger folks" are high-minded tone-deaf ways for older folks who "made it" to feel like they're saying useful things when they're completely out of touch & haven't been relevant since the 90s

my career path? ez. just spend half your life thinking you're supposed to be in tech because you "grew up with computers", nevermind how any knowledge you don't care about will NEVER stick, and don't realize you got autistic traits or gender dysphoria. then luckbox a game OST deal via an old friend

god damn this was such a fun tournament to watch. absolute chaos

the women's matches still the best things they're doing and it ain't even close. anyway back to sumo

okay I suppose swerve and hangman *could* just rebuild the tag division if they *wanted* to but ehhhhhhhhhhhhh

womens matches the best matches on the show it is now official lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo

WONDERFUL BELLISSIMA MWAH MWAH IMMACULATE MATCH SHOW OFFICIALLY STOLEN

BAH GAWD

she buck on my rogers till i'm in the 25th century

SPACE CHAMP

Kris Statlander now we're cooking with gas god damnit

they keep making Best Friends references. they're twisting the knife in my back, bro

fletch and briscoe. delicious. finally some more good fucking finishes

I should theoretically have wanted to watch kyle o'reilly but idk the pacing of a mox match has me going to the kitchen

...I just have to stop saying this, don't I

and we have the 2nd unfortunate booking of the show