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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Please give your money to Jet Set Air Ride Adventure 2
It's time to ride! 💫

Star Garden: The Trial, a FREE local and online multiplayer demo, is NOW available on Steam! Also, support Star Garden on Kickstarter and preorder the full game at a discounted price!
September 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Amish people REACT to Jubilee: Mormons vs Jehovah's Witnesses | Middle Ground
August 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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July 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Life-saving tip:
In your project management software of choice, create and assign yourself to a new task and name it "Die". Then give it a dependency on a new task that's borderline impossible like "Prevent your cilantro plants from bolting over the summer" and assign yourself that task too.
July 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
After seeing him open for other bands 4 different times, I finally got to see a Devin Townsend *headline* show. Just in time for him to go on an indefinite hiatus from touring. 🥲
Enjoy your break, old man!
May 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The Golden Retriever of Wall Street
April 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I recall a Jesuit teacher in my high school during the 2013 Papal Conclave explain that the chances of there ever being a Jesuit pope were very low, because apparently they're supposed to reject the offer multiple times if elected.
Then suddenly, bam, we got Francis.
Rest easy dude.
April 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
He is rizz'in.
April 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Kirby Air Ride Sequel ❤️😭😭😭😭😭
April 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Command & Conker's Bad Fur Day
March 29, 2025 at 5:19 AM
My body makes an Orchestra Hit sound when I cum.
March 15, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Sonic 3 was the hardest I've ever been pandered to by a Hollywood production.

I'm living. Learning, even.
December 24, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Zero overlap between the top artists and songs lol.
Not totally comprehensive as I play everything I own through PlexAmp. Gotta wait for last.fm's year wrap for that.
December 4, 2024 at 7:35 PM
No more giving thanks. This year, I'm Taking it.
November 28, 2024 at 10:32 PM
If you do ANYTHING to hurt my daughter
*raises shotgun*
*tears up*
I will literally kill my-WAIT hold on I need to look through Bluesky TOS before I drop a suicide joke here.
November 24, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Too much pressure around making a first post. I'm just not going to make one.
November 18, 2024 at 6:37 PM