Eliza Langhans
@cricketcity.bsky.social
Librarian!!! Into many things: reading, writing, Survivor, k-drama, SFF, MMT, going outside, more reading. Mom of three. PW Class of '17. She/her
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Todavía no sé cómo se me ha ocurrido esta idea tan tonta, pero tenía que hacerla real 🍔
La Kirbyburguesa ya está aquí! Me ayudáis a compartirla?
La Kirbyburguesa ya está aquí! Me ayudáis a compartirla?
August 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Todavía no sé cómo se me ha ocurrido esta idea tan tonta, pero tenía que hacerla real 🍔
La Kirbyburguesa ya está aquí! Me ayudáis a compartirla?
La Kirbyburguesa ya está aquí! Me ayudáis a compartirla?
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Booker: Do you think we got the right to vote for women because a bunch of men on the House floor got together and said “on the count of three, women get the right to vote..” That’s not how it happened… Change doesn’t come from Washington. It comes to Washington.
April 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Booker: Do you think we got the right to vote for women because a bunch of men on the House floor got together and said “on the count of three, women get the right to vote..” That’s not how it happened… Change doesn’t come from Washington. It comes to Washington.
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You can’t say criminals don’t deserve due process when due process is the thing that decides if they're criminals. Otherwise you're just kidnapping people you don't like.
April 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
You can’t say criminals don’t deserve due process when due process is the thing that decides if they're criminals. Otherwise you're just kidnapping people you don't like.
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This is an obvious point, but cannot overstated. There is an enormous difference between deporting someone - where they get off a plane as a free citizen in their home country AND FUNNELING THEM INTO A BRUTAL PRISON FROM WHICH THEY HAVE NO CHANCE OF EVER EMERGING!!!
April 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
This is an obvious point, but cannot overstated. There is an enormous difference between deporting someone - where they get off a plane as a free citizen in their home country AND FUNNELING THEM INTO A BRUTAL PRISON FROM WHICH THEY HAVE NO CHANCE OF EVER EMERGING!!!
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you, a rube: “i want my kid to grow up to be a doctor or an engineer or a teacher”
lutnick, a genius: “to make america great again your child will make iphones that they will not be able to afford”
lutnick, a genius: “to make america great again your child will make iphones that they will not be able to afford”
Lutnick: "The army of millions and millions of human beings screwing in little screws to make iPhones -- that kind of thing is going to come to America."
April 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
you, a rube: “i want my kid to grow up to be a doctor or an engineer or a teacher”
lutnick, a genius: “to make america great again your child will make iphones that they will not be able to afford”
lutnick, a genius: “to make america great again your child will make iphones that they will not be able to afford”
Made #handsoff signs* for our local protest which had amazing turnout despite the rain! Then got home and used the leftover paint to make a #minecraft Steve
*yes, my 5-year-old’s sign says “Let’s play.” He didn’t quite get the concept. But he worked really hard!
*yes, my 5-year-old’s sign says “Let’s play.” He didn’t quite get the concept. But he worked really hard!
April 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Made #handsoff signs* for our local protest which had amazing turnout despite the rain! Then got home and used the leftover paint to make a #minecraft Steve
*yes, my 5-year-old’s sign says “Let’s play.” He didn’t quite get the concept. But he worked really hard!
*yes, my 5-year-old’s sign says “Let’s play.” He didn’t quite get the concept. But he worked really hard!
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April 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
my 12 year old when I ask her to load the dishwasher www.nytimes.com/2025/04/04/t...
April 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
my 12 year old when I ask her to load the dishwasher www.nytimes.com/2025/04/04/t...
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this moment changed lives #Survivor #Survivor48
April 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
this moment changed lives #Survivor #Survivor48
love this clip so much
Me thinking we’re getting a straight forward Charity boot and getting scared by a Sai decoy edit:
#Survivor
#Survivor
April 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
love this clip so much
this is wildssssssss
March 12, 2025 at 12:24 PM
this is wildssssssss
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I feel about this the way cave people must have felt seeing a comet. What does it mean?? is it the end?
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I feel about this the way cave people must have felt seeing a comet. What does it mean?? is it the end?
February 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Wordle 1,342 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I feel about this the way cave people must have felt seeing a comet. What does it mean?? is it the end?
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I feel about this the way cave people must have felt seeing a comet. What does it mean?? is it the end?
Why do I feel like the cats are up to something…
January 31, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Why do I feel like the cats are up to something…
My five-year-old: "Being a kid is really tough."
Not wrong, but I've got some bad news about adulthood . . .
Not wrong, but I've got some bad news about adulthood . . .
January 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
My five-year-old: "Being a kid is really tough."
Not wrong, but I've got some bad news about adulthood . . .
Not wrong, but I've got some bad news about adulthood . . .
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I would personally love to see a cycling challenge set to early 2000s pop #TheTraitorsUS
January 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I would personally love to see a cycling challenge set to early 2000s pop #TheTraitorsUS
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Facts (??) About Romans
5 yr old: Mommy, before the dinosaurs there were Romans!
Me: Who?
5 yr old: Romans! Romans were very good at taking baths. The boss of all Romans was the Emperor. And Romans hunted dinosaurs!
Me: I don't think Romans hunted dinosaurs.
5 yr old: Then what did they eat?
5 yr old: Mommy, before the dinosaurs there were Romans!
Me: Who?
5 yr old: Romans! Romans were very good at taking baths. The boss of all Romans was the Emperor. And Romans hunted dinosaurs!
Me: I don't think Romans hunted dinosaurs.
5 yr old: Then what did they eat?
December 9, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Facts (??) About Romans
5 yr old: Mommy, before the dinosaurs there were Romans!
Me: Who?
5 yr old: Romans! Romans were very good at taking baths. The boss of all Romans was the Emperor. And Romans hunted dinosaurs!
Me: I don't think Romans hunted dinosaurs.
5 yr old: Then what did they eat?
5 yr old: Mommy, before the dinosaurs there were Romans!
Me: Who?
5 yr old: Romans! Romans were very good at taking baths. The boss of all Romans was the Emperor. And Romans hunted dinosaurs!
Me: I don't think Romans hunted dinosaurs.
5 yr old: Then what did they eat?
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The “snowman” my kids built during yesterday’s storm has rapidly become NSFW
December 6, 2024 at 5:21 PM
The “snowman” my kids built during yesterday’s storm has rapidly become NSFW
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This happened because of the immediate public outcry. We won’t grow numb to this!
December 6, 2024 at 4:39 PM
This happened because of the immediate public outcry. We won’t grow numb to this!
I didn’t want to go outside because it was cold… But then it was worth it #winterkids
December 2, 2024 at 8:42 PM
I didn’t want to go outside because it was cold… But then it was worth it #winterkids
“Bees like honey so they are woolly mammoths. Humans are mammals so they are woolly mammoths too.”
Chatty 5-year-old or screwy AI?
Chatty 5-year-old or screwy AI?
December 2, 2024 at 3:27 PM
“Bees like honey so they are woolly mammoths. Humans are mammals so they are woolly mammoths too.”
Chatty 5-year-old or screwy AI?
Chatty 5-year-old or screwy AI?