Carl Gibson 🍉
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Carl Gibson 🍉
@crgibs.bsky.social
Senior editor at AlterNet. Licensed flood insurance adjuster (FCN# 0070009711). Nichiren Buddhist, funky drummer, Kentucky bourbon and Kentucky basketball. He/him
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
November 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
BAW GAWD THAT'S @mtsw.bsky.social'S MUSIC
November 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Took these pics on my morning walk
November 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Smooth brain noises lol. No idea how this species hasn't gone extinct yet
November 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Got my first trick-or-treaters of the night! A whole mob of em just showed up, the first ones get an extra big handful of candy
October 31, 2025 at 10:39 PM
October 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Every anti-Mamdani post is written by a guy in Nassau County whose last name ends in a vowel who looks like this
October 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
You know how in video games after getting a certain amount of money the game was like "you have enough money, we're not gonna let you have more"

We should do that but like, for real. After $999,999,999 the number no longer goes up
October 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Is this anyone else's experience watching the NFL on Thursdays or is it just me
October 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
October 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
In honor of Amy McGrath announcing she's running for Senate yet again despite raising $100 million and still getting blown out by the worst senator in America, I made her a campaign sign. McGrath campaign: This design can be yours for the low low price of $10M, I take cashapp and paypal
October 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Figured out an amazing life hack for when you get accosted in the grocery store by internet sales people
October 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Fellas, find you a lady who gets you Just Because gifts
October 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
This is JD Vance most days
October 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Big Bill Haywood predicted Ezra Klein a century ago
September 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
When I am definitely not sneaking a whole rotisserie chicken with me into the movie theater
September 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I fully understand the harms of nostalgia, HOWEVER can we at least be nostalgic for 90s era Pizza Hut? Because it fckn *slapped*
September 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
yes yes this is dumb and authoritarian and scandalous and it sucks

HOWEVER

bro kinda did this one to himself when you think about it
September 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
September 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
That Chotiner/Cass Sunstein interview is basically this Dril tweet:
September 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
It rules being governed by the dumbest people alive. Sure am glad the last election was decided by 250K swing state voters who got all their news from the Fart Brothers Podcast
September 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Congo is an S tier movie and I will die on this hill
September 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Me just trying to scroll to the next paragraph on a Newsweek article without accidentally clicking an ad
September 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM