Carl Gibson 🍉
@crgibs.bsky.social
Senior editor at AlterNet. Licensed flood insurance adjuster (FCN# 0070009711). Nichiren Buddhist, funky drummer, Kentucky bourbon and Kentucky basketball. He/him
BAW GAWD THAT'S @mtsw.bsky.social'S MUSIC
November 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
BAW GAWD THAT'S @mtsw.bsky.social'S MUSIC
Took these pics on my morning walk
November 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Took these pics on my morning walk
Smooth brain noises lol. No idea how this species hasn't gone extinct yet
November 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Smooth brain noises lol. No idea how this species hasn't gone extinct yet
Got my first trick-or-treaters of the night! A whole mob of em just showed up, the first ones get an extra big handful of candy
October 31, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Got my first trick-or-treaters of the night! A whole mob of em just showed up, the first ones get an extra big handful of candy
Every anti-Mamdani post is written by a guy in Nassau County whose last name ends in a vowel who looks like this
October 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Every anti-Mamdani post is written by a guy in Nassau County whose last name ends in a vowel who looks like this
You know how in video games after getting a certain amount of money the game was like "you have enough money, we're not gonna let you have more"
We should do that but like, for real. After $999,999,999 the number no longer goes up
We should do that but like, for real. After $999,999,999 the number no longer goes up
October 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
You know how in video games after getting a certain amount of money the game was like "you have enough money, we're not gonna let you have more"
We should do that but like, for real. After $999,999,999 the number no longer goes up
We should do that but like, for real. After $999,999,999 the number no longer goes up
Is this anyone else's experience watching the NFL on Thursdays or is it just me
October 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Is this anyone else's experience watching the NFL on Thursdays or is it just me
In honor of Amy McGrath announcing she's running for Senate yet again despite raising $100 million and still getting blown out by the worst senator in America, I made her a campaign sign. McGrath campaign: This design can be yours for the low low price of $10M, I take cashapp and paypal
October 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
In honor of Amy McGrath announcing she's running for Senate yet again despite raising $100 million and still getting blown out by the worst senator in America, I made her a campaign sign. McGrath campaign: This design can be yours for the low low price of $10M, I take cashapp and paypal
Figured out an amazing life hack for when you get accosted in the grocery store by internet sales people
October 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Figured out an amazing life hack for when you get accosted in the grocery store by internet sales people
Fellas, find you a lady who gets you Just Because gifts
October 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Fellas, find you a lady who gets you Just Because gifts
This is JD Vance most days
October 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
This is JD Vance most days
Big Bill Haywood predicted Ezra Klein a century ago
September 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Big Bill Haywood predicted Ezra Klein a century ago
When I am definitely not sneaking a whole rotisserie chicken with me into the movie theater
September 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
When I am definitely not sneaking a whole rotisserie chicken with me into the movie theater
I fully understand the harms of nostalgia, HOWEVER can we at least be nostalgic for 90s era Pizza Hut? Because it fckn *slapped*
September 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I fully understand the harms of nostalgia, HOWEVER can we at least be nostalgic for 90s era Pizza Hut? Because it fckn *slapped*
yes yes this is dumb and authoritarian and scandalous and it sucks
HOWEVER
bro kinda did this one to himself when you think about it
HOWEVER
bro kinda did this one to himself when you think about it
September 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
yes yes this is dumb and authoritarian and scandalous and it sucks
HOWEVER
bro kinda did this one to himself when you think about it
HOWEVER
bro kinda did this one to himself when you think about it
That Chotiner/Cass Sunstein interview is basically this Dril tweet:
September 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
That Chotiner/Cass Sunstein interview is basically this Dril tweet:
It rules being governed by the dumbest people alive. Sure am glad the last election was decided by 250K swing state voters who got all their news from the Fart Brothers Podcast
September 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
It rules being governed by the dumbest people alive. Sure am glad the last election was decided by 250K swing state voters who got all their news from the Fart Brothers Podcast
Congo is an S tier movie and I will die on this hill
September 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Congo is an S tier movie and I will die on this hill
Me just trying to scroll to the next paragraph on a Newsweek article without accidentally clicking an ad
September 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Me just trying to scroll to the next paragraph on a Newsweek article without accidentally clicking an ad