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Chris Gannon
@crgannon.bsky.social
Educator, heavy metal enthusiast, coffee addict, full time nerd
Hey @sickoscommittee.org - don't forget the JMU Duke Dog being led off in shame after fighting the Coastal Carolina mascot:
November 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
LSU is going to end up going from Brian Kelly to Tommy Tuberville, aren't they?
October 31, 2025 at 1:49 AM
no kangs
October 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The China King buffet never let me down during my years in Harrisonburg as an undergrad at JMU.
June 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
As I wrap up my 20th year in the classroom, I was honored to be chosen as the graduation speaker by the senior class - hopefully my speech was inspiring, but I'd honestly settle for "mildly humorous and not entirely boring."
June 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
It's me:
May 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
If you see this, post your getaway car
May 3, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Show me 4 pictures in your phone that have your energy that aren't selfies.
April 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
March 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Just to be clear: I'm not encouraging anyone to file this report to the DEI snitch line (although it would be funny). But don't do it.

Or do it, whatever. I'm not your parents.
February 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
February 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
February 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
February 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Post a picture of your mood for the day:
February 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
This seems... ominous.
January 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy heading into 2025
December 28, 2024 at 4:58 AM
We all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you.
December 25, 2024 at 1:29 AM
December 19, 2024 at 3:31 AM
In case that data didn't stand out enough.
December 6, 2024 at 1:26 PM
I wonder what all these other countries have in common...
December 6, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Any NoVA/Loudoun County people that might follow me on here: there's a Democratic primary today, make sure you vote (and while you're at it, stop and get some Weird Brothers Coffee too - highly recommend)!
November 16, 2024 at 4:23 PM
With RFK set to absolutely wreck the health system, I figured I would check how I would have died historically.

☠️ I died from “Grief” in the week of December 12th, 1665
vole.wtf/death-roulet...
November 15, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
November 5, 2024 at 1:54 PM
August 28, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
August 23, 2024 at 12:45 AM