Raphael
@crflores.bsky.social
Honestly, I’m just trying to survive through the 47th Reich and make some solid new connections along the way. Let’s do it!
🎨 Artist
🐱 Cat Dad
🥘 Cook
🏳️🌈 Gay (and single, heyy!)
📸 Photographer
🌱 Plant Daddy
🖖🏽 Star Trek
🌀 Stargate
✈️ Traveler
🎨 Artist
🐱 Cat Dad
🥘 Cook
🏳️🌈 Gay (and single, heyy!)
📸 Photographer
🌱 Plant Daddy
🖖🏽 Star Trek
🌀 Stargate
✈️ Traveler
The 2025 Apple Replay is out, and well … zero surprises here. #NoOneMournsTheWicked
December 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The 2025 Apple Replay is out, and well … zero surprises here. #NoOneMournsTheWicked
When that gay couple across from you at the bar stares at you.
December 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
When that gay couple across from you at the bar stares at you.
Literally thought about this during the movie. 😂
November 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Literally thought about this during the movie. 😂
Anubis is dressed as his favorite witch, and Neph is channeling her inner Elton John. #HappyHalloween
October 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Anubis is dressed as his favorite witch, and Neph is channeling her inner Elton John. #HappyHalloween
I sssssolemnly swear I’m up to no good.
October 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I sssssolemnly swear I’m up to no good.
Start small. Everyone start reporting the Department of Dumbasses and the KKK House accounts.
October 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Start small. Everyone start reporting the Department of Dumbasses and the KKK House accounts.
Idea for a future Apple device. 😂😭 #SocialAnxiety
October 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Idea for a future Apple device. 😂😭 #SocialAnxiety
Not today, and not on Bluesky. Get bent, you racist, sexist, homophobic wastes of oxygen. And it’s the #DepartmentOfDefense. We aren’t Nazi Germany. The world seeks PEACE, not fucking war.
October 18, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Not today, and not on Bluesky. Get bent, you racist, sexist, homophobic wastes of oxygen. And it’s the #DepartmentOfDefense. We aren’t Nazi Germany. The world seeks PEACE, not fucking war.
It never hurts to stop and look up into the night sky. This morning I saw not only a falling star but also the Chinese space station! #LookUp
October 9, 2025 at 10:46 AM
It never hurts to stop and look up into the night sky. This morning I saw not only a falling star but also the Chinese space station! #LookUp
Grey, drizzly autumn days are my sunshine. ☁️
October 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Grey, drizzly autumn days are my sunshine. ☁️
Fist we had bun in the oven. Now we have child in the microwave? What’s going on here? 😂
October 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Fist we had bun in the oven. Now we have child in the microwave? What’s going on here? 😂
Leave it to security footage to humble the fuck out of you. #TimeToDiet
September 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Leave it to security footage to humble the fuck out of you. #TimeToDiet
Who doesn’t love a little #BloodyMary at happy hour?
August 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Who doesn’t love a little #BloodyMary at happy hour?
Catch me in a dimly lit green bathroom getting my neck grabbed by a hot guy while we make out. 🥵
August 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Catch me in a dimly lit green bathroom getting my neck grabbed by a hot guy while we make out. 🥵
Gettin a little #Starbucks venti iced #PSL for these DSL. 😏🎃☕️
August 26, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Gettin a little #Starbucks venti iced #PSL for these DSL. 😏🎃☕️
Guess who’s turning five years old today? #HappyBirthday, Anubis. 🐈⬛
August 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Guess who’s turning five years old today? #HappyBirthday, Anubis. 🐈⬛
Farewell, Number 15. I’m sorry for not getting you removed sooner.
August 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Farewell, Number 15. I’m sorry for not getting you removed sooner.
Bullshit. Your sales are down because you cast out the LGBT+ community by ending DEI and sucking on Adolf Trumpler’s balls. Maybe address that instead of being cowards. I hope your sales continue to fall until you restore DEI initiatives.
August 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Bullshit. Your sales are down because you cast out the LGBT+ community by ending DEI and sucking on Adolf Trumpler’s balls. Maybe address that instead of being cowards. I hope your sales continue to fall until you restore DEI initiatives.
Putting up a paywall to read the news is utter bullshit. You should be ashamed of yourselves, @cnn.com. Peace out until you make the news accessible to all. ✌🏽 Hello, #AppleNews.
July 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Putting up a paywall to read the news is utter bullshit. You should be ashamed of yourselves, @cnn.com. Peace out until you make the news accessible to all. ✌🏽 Hello, #AppleNews.
My coworkers have some of the most interesting lunches sometimes. Olivia is enjoying a ripe egg salad sandwich and rancid, microwaved broccoli. The fruit smells nice, though. 😂
July 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
My coworkers have some of the most interesting lunches sometimes. Olivia is enjoying a ripe egg salad sandwich and rancid, microwaved broccoli. The fruit smells nice, though. 😂
Play this at my funeral.
July 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Play this at my funeral.
The #RedQueens may not have won #FieldDay (or the award for team spirit), but we sure looked fabulous doing it.
July 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The #RedQueens may not have won #FieldDay (or the award for team spirit), but we sure looked fabulous doing it.