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creytaceous.bsky.social
Crey
@creytaceous.bsky.social
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30s • he/she • aroace transmasc enby

aspiring author, mediocre gamer, tumblr refugee, horror fan, raging socialist, doting cat mom, and robot enthusiast
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creytaceous.bsky.social
It's February, time to update my proseka profile #prsk_fa
A screenshot of a custom profile in Project Sekai. "Happy birthday to me and Kaito!!!" is written across the top. The profile has two people: an edit made to look like the user on the left, and Kaito on the right. The user is holding a pink and blue 3-tiered cake with "Happy Anniversary Kaito Feb 17th" labeled on the bottom. Kaito is holding a slice of cake on a plate.
February 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
creytaceous.bsky.social
Hmm. I think I may have been playing too much Sudoku lately.
The "I can imagine anything" meme, but with the text edited to say "I can imagine sudoku puzzles". There are also sudoku puzzles edited into the background of the accompanying image of the imaginative man.
January 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
creytaceous.bsky.social
Remembering Lightning and Pumpkin today. Miss you babies.
A white cat laying down on a white pillow. An orange cat sitting in front of a pet crate.
January 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
creytaceous.bsky.social
Danny Gonzalez "Neon Vortex" energy
YouTuber Danny Gonzalez dressed up as "Neon Vortex" and standing in front of a Cybertruck.
January 27, 2025 at 11:48 AM
creytaceous.bsky.social
Lest we forget,
A screenshot of Google's AI overview. The person searched, "I'm feeling depressed". The AI overview of the results reads: "There are many things you can try to deal with depression. One Reddit user suggests jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge."
January 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
creytaceous.bsky.social
Thank God you can use Tubi for more than just watching bad horror movies; turns out it's also great for watching bad robot movies
A user's recent activity on Letterboxd, showing 4 poorly-reviewed films: Muse (1 star), Life Like (2 stars), The Alpha Test (half a star), and Prototype (half a star).
January 26, 2025 at 8:38 AM
creytaceous.bsky.social
"I am done bleeding" Haha you thought bitch!! YOU THOUGHT!!!
A screenshot of a comment or text conversation. The text says "I'm a fool in a man's shoes".
January 26, 2025 at 5:01 AM
creytaceous.bsky.social
So happy that I am done bleeding as of today because I can finally take migraine meds again 🙏😭

Today I had the WORST migraine I've had in months, and if I had to go on through that without migraine meds I think I woulda just died

(And as always I have to add this, this time with bacon lol)
The memetic "This post was made by a man!" image. The background is the trains flag, and there are five images: a fishing pole, a package of uncooked bacon strips, a football, Lightning McQueen from Cars, and Head & Shoulders shampoo (the shampoo has been edited so that it has Knuckles the Echidna from Sonic the Hedgehog on it and is now called "Head & Shoulders & Knuckles").
January 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
creytaceous.bsky.social
I just found 55 more robot movies I'd never heard of before. Every day my goal of "watching every robot movie ever made" becomes more herculean of a task lol.
A screenshot of a list on Letterboxd called "ROBOTS". The list has 290 films, which is circled. The description says "Ranked by my personal rating, with the best ones on top. (The ones at the bottom are on my watchlist but I have not yet seen. Everything after "Where the Robots Grow" is uncharted territory for me lol.)" A different view of the same list, now showing that the user has only seen 16% of the films on the list. This is also circled. (The user is me, and I also made the list.)
January 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
creytaceous.bsky.social
When the best film of the group is a 2-star, that's how you know you're using the perfect streaming platform.
Another update of the user's recent activity on Letterboxd. There are four new films with negative reviews: Double Blind (2 stars), Triangle (half a star), The Bye Bye Man (half a star), and Boogeyman 2 (1 and a half stars).
January 20, 2025 at 8:42 AM
creytaceous.bsky.social
Another day, another set of real winners courtesy of the Tubi horror section
An updated Recent Activity on Letterboxd. The four movies shown now are Boogeyman (1 star), Megan is Missing (half a star), Polaroid (1 star), and Wish Upom (1 star).
January 19, 2025 at 5:44 AM
creytaceous.bsky.social
You don't speak for us, fed
A screenshot of a post by a user named Danarchy in the ATL. The post says the following: "FACTS: The 3 best things young (18-25 YO) leftists can do to protect their communities moving forward: 1.) Join the Police, especially state police. Keep in mind you'll need to pretend to be stupid to get into the academy WHY? Control the means of suppression and influence other cops." End alt text.
January 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
creytaceous.bsky.social
My sister has enlisted me to assist her with getting some screenshots of Jane and the Dragon so that she can recreate Kippernia castle in the Sims 4; this is a job I don't take lightly
A camera roll showing 18 different screenshots of the show Jane and the Dragon, all depicting different locations in the castle from multiple angles. A camera roll showing 18 more screenshots of the show Jane and the Dragon. A camera roll showing a final 18 screenshots of the show Jane and the Dragon.
January 17, 2025 at 12:28 PM
creytaceous.bsky.social
Tubi's horror selection really is the gift that keeps on giving. They don't have a single good film on the entire platform hahaha
A screenshot of a user's recent activity on Letterboxd. There are 4 films shown with negative ratings below them: Friend Request (half a star), Urban Legend (1 and a half star), They See You (half a star), and Escape Room (half a star).
January 17, 2025 at 6:26 AM
creytaceous.bsky.social
I made a very small serving lol, that way I wouldn't waste too much if I messed up haha

However, I'm happy to report that Hello Kitty brand bubble tea is tasty!! 🎉🎉🎉
A white mug that is filled up about 1/3 with brown liquid. There is a plastic spoon as well.
January 17, 2025 at 5:13 AM
creytaceous.bsky.social
Luckyyyyyyy

My mom got me this boba-making kit for Christmas lol, I'll have to finally try making some. And you'll have to give me pointers hahaha
A Hello Kitty branded boba tea kit for making brown sugar latte flavored bubble milk tea with boba.
January 17, 2025 at 4:48 AM
creytaceous.bsky.social
First rednote reviews are in hahaha
A screenshot of Google Translate translating Chinese (simplified) to English. The text translates to "Both of your cats are cute, but I wonder why your profile picture is a rooster wearing sunglasses"
January 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
creytaceous.bsky.social
Downloading Tubi is the greatest decision I've ever made
A half-star review on Letterboxd for the film Maya. The review reads: "I'm so glad we live in a time where anybody, even these guys, can just grab a cell phone and make a whole entire movie"
January 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
creytaceous.bsky.social
Can you see the resemblance?
Two cats sitting on a cat tree: a white and brown cat sitting in the top plush bed, and a brown cat sitting on the level below him. Both are sitting in the exact same position.
January 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
creytaceous.bsky.social
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender in one image.
A screenshot from the film "Spider-Man" of Norman Osborne from the "I'm something of a scientist myself" scene. The subtitles have been edited so that it says "You know, I'm something of a fucking idiot myself". End alt text.
January 14, 2025 at 12:23 PM
creytaceous.bsky.social
Context: Stormy hates Muuma. Muuma REALLY wants to be friends with her lol.

Muuma was in the crow's nest and Stormy decided to go up on the cat tree with him. She knew he was there- she even sniffed him. Anyway here are some pics I managed to catch before she got scared and ran off haha
A brown cat in a fluffy cat bed set atop a cat tree. He's looking down over the side toward the window. On the level below him is a black calico cat looking up at him. The brown cat has turned and is leaning out of the cat bed to look at the calico cat. She is recoiling away and is looking back up at him with wide eyes.
January 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
creytaceous.bsky.social
I wanna get up but Chad is asleep on my lap... I guess I'm stuck here forever lol
A brown and white cat laying on his side asleep on a red and black plaid blanket.
January 13, 2025 at 9:36 AM
creytaceous.bsky.social
This is an ultrasound of my lungs currently
A digital illustration of lungs under x-ray or ultrasound; the hashbrowns from the previous image have been edited into the right lung.
January 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
creytaceous.bsky.social
Like this kind of hash brown
Shredded hash browns cooking on a skillet.
January 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
creytaceous.bsky.social
I miss the good old days where, as awful as they were, my periods just lasted like 5 days. Now I'm bleeding more often than I'm not.

Anyway. Once again:
The memetic "This post was made by a man!" image. It features those words in all caps atop a trans flag as the background, as well as 4 images: a fishing pole, a football, Lightning McQueen from Cars, and a bottle of Head & Shoulders shampoo with Knuckles the Echidna from Sonic the Hedgehog edited onto the label, with the brand name edited to say "Head & Shoulders & Knuckles". End description.
January 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM