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@cretu.us
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Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.
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I worn out that album when it came out. Still have the autographed 💿. So many good songs on that one, and just as relevant as the day they came out. Still in heavy rotation over here
January 13, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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That’s 2 things. Miami only brought the fight to the Leagues Cup final and we know how that went
January 6, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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mr. burns from the simpsons says excellent
ALT: mr. burns from the simpsons says excellent
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December 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
cretu.us
It was the coldest night, it was the best night!
Stefan Frei celebrating winning the MLS Cup with the Seattle Sounders in Toronto on December 10, 2016.
December 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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I hate them
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
cretu.us
We can do better in the second half. Also I smell a 🟥
December 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Knowing Costco, they will refund their customers. They once charged me a few cents more in tax for a purchase and I had no idea. A month later they sent me a letter to inform me and gave me a $10 gift card . Costco is great!
December 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Not bad, but VAN will win this!
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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I want them to win it all. And I think they have a good chance
November 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
cretu.us
😩 if you’re on the west coast you have to keep scrolling to 4:30 am. The things we do for football…
October 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
cretu.us
… whoa oh, livin' on a prayer
(Sorry, I couldn’t help it)
October 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
cretu.us
I miss the grim reaper Matt Doyle videos
October 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
cretu.us
I’m getting 2016 vibes from Toronto
October 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
cretu.us
True, except that nobody scores the PKs
October 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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We probably have to make the final for Roldan to play in New York/ New Jersey.
And I’m ok with that!
After all, the Sounders invented winning all the cups
September 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Almost 70k in attendance. The place was packed. Lots of Messi jerseys.
@jilliansakovits.bsky.social the apple post game show was awesome. Good job to the whole team!
September 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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So, Miami goes up 2-0, get comfortable and we sneak in 3 unanswered to win it?
Sounds good to me.
August 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
cretu.us
It looks like he tripped himself, but the MLS brass wants a Muller goal🤷
August 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
cretu.us
The biggest grift is when they change the logos back in a couple of years and charge that money again.
Ctrl + Z is free, folk!
August 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says no .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says no .
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August 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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a man in a yellow shirt and tie is sitting in front of a computer .
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt and tie is sitting in front of a computer .
media.tenor.com
August 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
cretu.us
Folks, that’s what happens when you mention Matt’s work in the postgame interview
August 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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August 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
cretu.us
Who drinks Jameson with that much ice and a lime?
Clearly the ad agency does not know their audience
August 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
cretu.us
He’ll give it back for a gold plated “bestest preseedent” trophy
August 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM