Stop showing me regular commercials before the movie at the theater. That's what the trailers are for
December 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Stop showing me regular commercials before the movie at the theater. That's what the trailers are for
Being the only one working from my parents' house today is so overstimulating. Why is everyone yelling
December 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Being the only one working from my parents' house today is so overstimulating. Why is everyone yelling
5:30 and I'm in my pajamas, welcome to December
December 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
5:30 and I'm in my pajamas, welcome to December
Daylight savings time means we get extra NWSL after dark
November 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Daylight savings time means we get extra NWSL after dark
When someone says just ask chat gpt I just imagine them pouring a gallon of water on the ground
October 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
When someone says just ask chat gpt I just imagine them pouring a gallon of water on the ground
If big bird has gone on the challenger do u think they would have killed him off on sesame street too
October 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
If big bird has gone on the challenger do u think they would have killed him off on sesame street too
dads love to say they're not interested and then watch 3/4s of a movie standing up
October 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
dads love to say they're not interested and then watch 3/4s of a movie standing up
The dog just ate a sour patch kid. Didn't know he could do that
October 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The dog just ate a sour patch kid. Didn't know he could do that
Cocaine bear can officiate your marriage but only if you believe she can
October 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Cocaine bear can officiate your marriage but only if you believe she can
Getting my vision checked and I can't see shit. Feels like I'm getting a bad grade at the eye doctor
September 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Getting my vision checked and I can't see shit. Feels like I'm getting a bad grade at the eye doctor
love to be scrolling the dsm-v before 9 am
September 3, 2025 at 1:52 PM
love to be scrolling the dsm-v before 9 am
I got "unsolicited facts about jimmy carter" drunk tonight
August 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I got "unsolicited facts about jimmy carter" drunk tonight
mezcal tastes like home depot
August 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
mezcal tastes like home depot
Mavis loves watching basketball
July 31, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Mavis loves watching basketball
3 drink kind of Wednesday
July 9, 2025 at 1:37 PM
3 drink kind of Wednesday
I love having random days off
June 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I love having random days off
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Must read: Mahmoud Khalil speaks out for the first time since his arrest by the Trump administration in an exclusive letter, dictated over the phone to his family, from ICE detention in Louisiana.
March 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Must read: Mahmoud Khalil speaks out for the first time since his arrest by the Trump administration in an exclusive letter, dictated over the phone to his family, from ICE detention in Louisiana.
We've entered the bleakest part of the year— the stretch of March and April with no public holidays
March 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
We've entered the bleakest part of the year— the stretch of March and April with no public holidays
the nwsl doing a partnership with the call her daddy girl's water brand that's called "unwell"... just funny to see a hat with unwell in big letters
March 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
the nwsl doing a partnership with the call her daddy girl's water brand that's called "unwell"... just funny to see a hat with unwell in big letters
Someone must want me dead bc why else would I have a virtual meeting from 2-4
March 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Someone must want me dead bc why else would I have a virtual meeting from 2-4
Learned local community college has an apiary...I don't need a new hobby but
February 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Learned local community college has an apiary...I don't need a new hobby but
They're testing the fire alarms at work today, which means I'm getting jump-scared every fifteen minutes
February 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
They're testing the fire alarms at work today, which means I'm getting jump-scared every fifteen minutes
The florescent lights at work and my sinus headache are conspiring against me
February 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The florescent lights at work and my sinus headache are conspiring against me