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@crescenteagle.bsky.social
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Space lover, yes in both senses
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Japanese soldier who didn't know WW2 was over
April 22, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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God's Country
States without a Carl's Jr. or Hardee's. These states compromise a large portion of the US Northeast.
April 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Me when I meet the 9%
Brad Pitt in Fury as a tank commander pointing and saying "Shoot that guy."
March 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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"We taught this chimpanzee to understand the median voter's politics and he hanged himself" with an image of a chimp below that
February 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Donald Trump for some reason right now
The plane scene from The Dark Knight Rises with Trump's dumbass face overlayed on Bane. The CIA agent says: "Well congratulations, you've increased the price of goods from your three biggest trading partners and your closest ally. Now what's the next step of your master plan?, and Trump says: "Crashing the global economy. With no survivors" *shoots himself in the head 20 times*
February 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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250m evacuation zone in Halifax because of a chemical spill. The Mackay bridge is shut down.

If I were working in person today my usual one hour commute probably would have been 2 hours 😬
Emergency Alert in Halifax, mandatory 250m evacuation around the Bedford Institute of Oceanography as a result of a chemical spill
January 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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New Yorkers elect a normal mayor challenge: impossible
From the Onion: A picture of DeBlasio speaking with the caption text below "Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?"
January 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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All the based anime characters are from Brooklyn
Joey Wheeler from Yugioh
January 22, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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Lmao that literally happened to me just the other week.

Meanwhile the owner is sieg heiling and 2 seconds away from saying the n word.
Image of a tweet getting flagged for using the word "cis"
January 22, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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Edited the original post's image from "on some kind of Star Trek" to "What are we some kind of Star Trek"
September 9, 2024 at 11:21 PM
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Why wouldn't you be on Twitter instead of here?
The image shows Malcolm Holmes from Fallout New Vegas, a character who would follow the player around the map, often to hilarious results, to deliver a message. Here Malcolm Holmes is saying "Pussy in Bio" like those stupid ass bots that follow you around on Twitter.
February 6, 2024 at 8:47 PM
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I always preferred Body Break
Two fitness instructors, a man on the left with a mustache and a woman on the right without a mustache.
January 18, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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The biggest crime on the internet, not understanding references. I'm so sorry 😭.
A Tamarian from Star Trek
January 18, 2024 at 3:46 PM