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creosoteyote.bsky.social
Bram Stoker's Baculum
@creosoteyote.bsky.social
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30s | they/them | lover of bugs | art boi | ΘΔ | acab/blm/🇵🇸 | #ActuallyAutistic | szab | <3 @fuckminster.bsky.social
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@chestbubba.bsky.social found you at the store
Box of frozen burger patties name of "Bubba burger"
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Is this unknown creechur a trick or treat you decide
Very blurry screenshot from a trail cam of a coyote at night, standing on its hind legs and looking at the camera with it's tapetum lucidum shining bright. It looks like a cryptid
November 1, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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Crude drawing of a sheet ghost on an orange background, with text above and below that reads "BOO!! it's Halloween reply 'trick or treat' and see what you get"
November 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Treat for you!!
Picture of a ten-lined June beetle, sitting in a hand and looking cutely at you like a puppy. Will you pet this dog?
October 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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(⁠人⁠ ◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)
Ref of Creo, a rather scrunkly coyote
September 13, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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This guy
Three toed sloth crawling across a patch of grass, looking up at you with a pleasant expression
September 13, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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Art (not mine) of a blue tongue skink and a leopard gecko. The skink is standing on its back legs and looks intense and built like a brick shithouse. It says "father I've consumed beef slicings and egg yolk and I've hunted down everything that moves". Much smaller next to it is the leopard gecko, sitting pathetically next to a cricket, saying "mommy I dropped my crimcket"
September 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Some dogs from a while back for your consideration
Dachshund/weenie dog sketch, looking through your soul like maybe she wants a treat Sketch of a chihuahua with huge eyes/ears, shaking like a leaf and leaking a single tear and snot drip Happy pit bull sketch, this man is downright jovial
September 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Screenshot of Branson Reese post that reads "Oh I need to 'rotate my tires' huh? Yeah no shit, pal. That's what driving is."
September 7, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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What flavor is your sona?
Sketch of tired looking bipedal yote by name of Creo. They've got dark circles around their eyes, a scrunched muzzle, bent whiskers, a bump on their head, and notches in their ears. Honestly they look a bit worse for wear, as they scratch their hip with one paw and hold a lit joint in the other A cup of black coffee (I'm gonna say specifically the discontinued Foglifter™ with just sugar for the sake of the meme) in a plain mug like what you'd find at a diner, sitting next to a couple joints and some weed nugs
September 7, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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Hello fellow neurotypicals what unexceptional topics are we discussing today
Absolutely god awful taxidermy of a uhhhh, leopard? Jaguar? It's so bad I can't even tell. It's shaped like a barrel on its side with stick legs, face contorted in a strange open mouthed gimace, someone please help him
September 2, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Oh y'know, the usual
Science Focus headline reading "Orcas caught 'tongue kissing' in the wild for the first time"
September 2, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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Sometimes you don't realize you're that manic til you go into a room for something completely unrelated and come out with half your hair chopped off
Famous movie character Sharp Hand Joe saying "darn"
September 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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An olm looking very puppy
August 31, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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Lowering my commission prices to $10 for all things traditional cause I'm in dire need of funds

Bust/half/fullbody? Multiple characters? Sketch/shaded/colored? Doesn't matter, $10

Human(oid)
Furry
Feral
Cryptid
Whatever abomination your little heart desires

Dm for a slot
Greyscale traditional art of a bust of a coyote. Their ears are pointed back as they scowl, featuring dark lids/eye bags and much of the flesh peeled away from their muzzle Colorful traditional art of some kind of puppy. They are purple, with blue claws/nose/inner ears and green eyes. They are somewhat fluffy, and one ear is flopped down over about half of one eye. They love you, as is shown by the heart they seem to be speaking Greyscale traditional art of Malenia Blade of Miquella, standing there menacing with her sword out to the side as wind blows through her hair and clothes Greyscale traditional art of a bust of Papa Emeritus II from the band Ghost
August 20, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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No cheating, show your lock screen

I'm sure this surprises no one
Screenshot of lock screen featuring a close up of Mango. She's a yellow collared lovebird and she's looking vibrant as ever, with her green wings, yellow collar, black mask with a little orange peeking through, red beak, and white eye rings. She looks rather proud of herself
July 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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My wonderful daughter<3

Love your art!!
A rescued coydog (western coyote/red heeler mix) sits, looking up excitedly Same coydog is now curled up sleeping peacefully on a couch, head resting on a pillow. This shot shows off her saddle rather well, and you can faintly see the "beauty mark" under her right eye Same coydog playing in a kiddie pool. You can really see the white line going from her nose to between her eyes here The coydog is now laying on a bed with her front paws placed together politely, looking excitedly at food off camera and blepping
May 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Without downloading any new pictures, what is your mental state
Picture of a very scrunkly looking white kitten with eye bags, one eye squinting. The caption above it says "but i stay silly :3" 21 times
May 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Okay yeah, this seems fun. I'll try to remember to keep up with it lol

(Songs will be in replies)
"30 day song challenge", with each day represented by a song that fits that day's criteria. Examples include "a song you like with a color in the title", "a song to drive to", "a song from the year you were born", etc.
May 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Here's my girl, Mango!

Iff'n you end up drawing her, it may help to note she's got some orange on her forehead and a lil yellow spot just below her collar<3
Mango, a female masked or yellow collared lovebird, perching on a branch in her cage. She looks pleasant and adorably chubby Mango again, this time a close up profile. She's looking up and smizing
May 6, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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It's autism awareness month!!

Are you aware of me?
Crudely drawn person with sparkling eyes lying belly down on the ground, absolutely immersed in observing a worm
April 7, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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Drawing humans hard because they're not real and you've never seen one
Bust of a woman looking back over her shoulder. She has a relatively angular bone structure, heavily lidded eyes looking away and downward, full lips, and lots of wavy black hair
April 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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I made this when I was real allergy

(⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)
A greyscale bust of a coyote, scowling with their ears pointed back. They have dark circles around/heavy bags under their eyes, and bent whiskers. Their eyes are bloodshot, and a large portion of the flesh on their muzzle (including their whole nose) is torn away, revealing their teeth, tongue, and nasal cavity
April 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Okay so here's a couple hints at what's to come

That first one's gonna be a real bitch and a half to shade (all that's left to do just about), but I MUST
Extreme close up of some unfinished artwork, featuring some type of intricately designed clothes with chains Another extreme close up of some unfinished artwork, this time with fluffy cloven hooves
April 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Velvet Goldmine
Velvet Goldmine movie cover
January 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM