Craig Rennak
@crennak.bsky.social
IYKYK.
I’m here to interact with people I know in real life, and learn from respected scholars / professionals.
I’m here to interact with people I know in real life, and learn from respected scholars / professionals.
What’s a phrase used in business that would be unacceptable in other contexts?
I’ll go first.
“Silence is consent”
I’ll go first.
“Silence is consent”
October 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
What’s a phrase used in business that would be unacceptable in other contexts?
I’ll go first.
“Silence is consent”
I’ll go first.
“Silence is consent”
I awkwardly oscillated between “all good” and “no problem” and ended up blurting out: “no good”
Could have been worse. I could have said “all problem”
Could have been worse. I could have said “all problem”
October 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I awkwardly oscillated between “all good” and “no problem” and ended up blurting out: “no good”
Could have been worse. I could have said “all problem”
Could have been worse. I could have said “all problem”
Ug! People keep asking me to do things fully within my job description!!!
October 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Ug! People keep asking me to do things fully within my job description!!!
When I worked at a Boy Scout Summer Camp in ‘98 our intended paramedic showed up for work after failing his EMT exam. Our mantra for the summer was “Don’t Get Sick!”.
The United States has entered its Lost Valley Scout Reservation 1998 Era.
The United States has entered its Lost Valley Scout Reservation 1998 Era.
August 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
When I worked at a Boy Scout Summer Camp in ‘98 our intended paramedic showed up for work after failing his EMT exam. Our mantra for the summer was “Don’t Get Sick!”.
The United States has entered its Lost Valley Scout Reservation 1998 Era.
The United States has entered its Lost Valley Scout Reservation 1998 Era.
How TF did Google give me exactly what I wanted given my incorrect, partial entry? I haven’t played / heard / read about this song in years!
August 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
How TF did Google give me exactly what I wanted given my incorrect, partial entry? I haven’t played / heard / read about this song in years!
For the record - like all communities, Chicago has issues. But we’re fine. Flooding barely trained federal officers into the city will NOT make things safer. Thank you.
August 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
For the record - like all communities, Chicago has issues. But we’re fine. Flooding barely trained federal officers into the city will NOT make things safer. Thank you.
Today was a productive day! A few hours of work-work; then mowed the lawn; fixed the AC (replaced condenser capacitor); removed a baby tree that was growing next to our garage; secured a troublesome board on our porch; and built a make-shift wooden gate to keep Penny in the yard. Whew! Beer me!
August 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Today was a productive day! A few hours of work-work; then mowed the lawn; fixed the AC (replaced condenser capacitor); removed a baby tree that was growing next to our garage; secured a troublesome board on our porch; and built a make-shift wooden gate to keep Penny in the yard. Whew! Beer me!
It’s not TOO too hot. It’s just a few degrees too hot. Which almost makes it worse.
August 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It’s not TOO too hot. It’s just a few degrees too hot. Which almost makes it worse.
In the last 3 days I randomly rewatched Napoleon Dynamite and the Pee-Wee documentary. Thus seeing both Mac AND Charlie’s moms (Always Sunny in Philadelphia) from earlier in their careers.
July 31, 2025 at 3:21 AM
In the last 3 days I randomly rewatched Napoleon Dynamite and the Pee-Wee documentary. Thus seeing both Mac AND Charlie’s moms (Always Sunny in Philadelphia) from earlier in their careers.
Sometimes when a boss is away on PTO and everything goes smoothly it’s because they built a great team with great processes.
Sometimes it’s because they don’t actually do anything.
Sometimes it’s because they don’t actually do anything.
July 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Sometimes when a boss is away on PTO and everything goes smoothly it’s because they built a great team with great processes.
Sometimes it’s because they don’t actually do anything.
Sometimes it’s because they don’t actually do anything.
I’ve never said, “David Bowie, Life On Mars” so quickly in my life
July 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I’ve never said, “David Bowie, Life On Mars” so quickly in my life
Oops! We prepared for the wrong inclement weather!!
June 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Oops! We prepared for the wrong inclement weather!!
“And I’m all out of bubblegum”
June 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
“And I’m all out of bubblegum”
Seeking a Maximum Value Product in a Minimum Viable Product world
June 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Seeking a Maximum Value Product in a Minimum Viable Product world
There are baby bunnies next door.
May 22, 2025 at 12:19 PM
There are baby bunnies next door.
As I approached the 3 empty urinals 2 steps behind another gentlemen; my inner demon begged me to say, “Oh, you’re using the one on the right? I was hoping you use that one. Can we switch?”
May 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
As I approached the 3 empty urinals 2 steps behind another gentlemen; my inner demon begged me to say, “Oh, you’re using the one on the right? I was hoping you use that one. Can we switch?”
“Can you DESCRIBE the Trinity, Sir?”
May 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
“Can you DESCRIBE the Trinity, Sir?”
I’d like to introduce you to the new Popemobile
May 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I’d like to introduce you to the new Popemobile
I can only assume the first order of business will be removing ketchup from the Vatican hot-dog station.
May 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I can only assume the first order of business will be removing ketchup from the Vatican hot-dog station.
I volunteered my aisle seat to help a mother sit with her 2 children. The stewardess promised to hook me up. The hook up:
May 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I volunteered my aisle seat to help a mother sit with her 2 children. The stewardess promised to hook me up. The hook up:
My wife is unsympathetic towards my claims of Jet Lag due to my spending 3 days in Baltimore.
May 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
My wife is unsympathetic towards my claims of Jet Lag due to my spending 3 days in Baltimore.
I definitely think 100 gorillas could beat 1 man.
May 6, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I definitely think 100 gorillas could beat 1 man.
I can’t tell if I’m impressed by this hotel’s inclusivity; or offended at its indecisiveness / fence-sitting.
May 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I can’t tell if I’m impressed by this hotel’s inclusivity; or offended at its indecisiveness / fence-sitting.
My dog reacts to me putting on shoes the same way an audience member reacts to a burlesque dancer doing the opposite.
Building levels of anticipation of what is likely to follow.
Building levels of anticipation of what is likely to follow.
May 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
My dog reacts to me putting on shoes the same way an audience member reacts to a burlesque dancer doing the opposite.
Building levels of anticipation of what is likely to follow.
Building levels of anticipation of what is likely to follow.
After entering “1” and “3”; I pause and debate internally whether my leftovers need 90 or 99 seconds of heat to be optimally warmed.
Or somewhere in-between?
Or somewhere in-between?
May 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
After entering “1” and “3”; I pause and debate internally whether my leftovers need 90 or 99 seconds of heat to be optimally warmed.
Or somewhere in-between?
Or somewhere in-between?