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And I would never want to get between Ted and a trip to Cancun when there’s an emergency in Texas
Ted Cruz: "I don't want to get between JB Pritzker and the Dominos Pizza line, but I'll tell you what I am willing to get between -- him and his open doors for every human trafficker ... "
September 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
And I would never want to get between Ted and a trip to Cancun when there’s an emergency in Texas
d y i n g. 😂 🤣
Legendary boozer Sonja Morgan’s townhouse is now a sober living facility
Legendary boozer Sonja Morgan’s townhouse is now a sober living facility
It's a little like setting up a finishing school in an disused bordello.
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August 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
d y i n g. 😂 🤣
if i was pouring my heart out to someone and they hit me with “want a hug” bruh.
#loveislandusa
#loveislandusa
July 4, 2025 at 4:34 AM
if i was pouring my heart out to someone and they hit me with “want a hug” bruh.
#loveislandusa
#loveislandusa
UNPOPULAR OPINION - I LOVE MY FUCKED UP MELATONIN DREAMS. i love them.
June 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
UNPOPULAR OPINION - I LOVE MY FUCKED UP MELATONIN DREAMS. i love them.
everyone’s group chat IRL. #LoveIslandUSA
June 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
everyone’s group chat IRL. #LoveIslandUSA
my breakfast today was absolute garbage. eggs were under bacon was burned. i guess we really can’t have it all. 😔
June 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
my breakfast today was absolute garbage. eggs were under bacon was burned. i guess we really can’t have it all. 😔
love seeing all the newly divorced baddies on my feed thirst trapping again. the world is healing
June 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
love seeing all the newly divorced baddies on my feed thirst trapping again. the world is healing
okay- i know i made a post about Kelly being absolutely bonkers, but i’m on season 4 now, and i get it. i get her. and, tbh. she’s right. #RHONY
May 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
okay- i know i made a post about Kelly being absolutely bonkers, but i’m on season 4 now, and i get it. i get her. and, tbh. she’s right. #RHONY
hot dog for dinner you little
mother fuckers
mother fuckers
May 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
hot dog for dinner you little
mother fuckers
mother fuckers
the way i NEED my bf to smell my asparagus pee because he doesn’t get affected. it’s ungodly. it’s foul. it’s rotting garbage on a NYC street
May 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
the way i NEED my bf to smell my asparagus pee because he doesn’t get affected. it’s ungodly. it’s foul. it’s rotting garbage on a NYC street
OKAY, KELLY IS FUCKING BONKERS RIGHT?! yes, Ramona got the crazy eyes, and she doesn’t know when to shut up, but i’m midway through season 2 and ummm there’s something off about Kelly. she’s CUCKOO BANANAS, right? #RHONY
May 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
OKAY, KELLY IS FUCKING BONKERS RIGHT?! yes, Ramona got the crazy eyes, and she doesn’t know when to shut up, but i’m midway through season 2 and ummm there’s something off about Kelly. she’s CUCKOO BANANAS, right? #RHONY
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🌵🏜️🍻 Janet while Michelle openly weeps at Dave & Busters #TheValley
a woman in a costume is playing dance dance revolution
ALT: a woman in a costume is playing dance dance revolution
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May 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
🌵🏜️🍻 Janet while Michelle openly weeps at Dave & Busters #TheValley
took a break from my housewives journey cause RHOP was just too good. now i need advice my OOMFS which franchise should i start next?!? RHONY/RHONJ/RHOM
April 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
took a break from my housewives journey cause RHOP was just too good. now i need advice my OOMFS which franchise should i start next?!? RHONY/RHONJ/RHOM
HAPPY TAX DAY!!!!
April 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
HAPPY TAX DAY!!!!
nightmare blunt rotation
April 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
nightmare blunt rotation