Relyea, Connor
@crelyea12.bsky.social
every day, I put on the clown costume and suffer a new indignity.
writing at The Hard Times, McSweeney's, Points in Case, etc. Former features contributor at @theonion.com
https://connorrelyea.com/
writing at The Hard Times, McSweeney's, Points in Case, etc. Former features contributor at @theonion.com
https://connorrelyea.com/
(Also for posterity I live in the UES against my will, please don’t blame me for the sins of my boyfriend)
November 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
(Also for posterity I live in the UES against my will, please don’t blame me for the sins of my boyfriend)
A bit upset they didn’t keep the alliteration going
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
A bit upset they didn’t keep the alliteration going
Didn’t the 2024 trump campaign spend an inordinate amount on ads about the “border crisis” in states that were nowhere near the border??
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Didn’t the 2024 trump campaign spend an inordinate amount on ads about the “border crisis” in states that were nowhere near the border??
Lmfao like clockwork
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Lmfao like clockwork
but wait ... I thought the pope already wore a hat?
October 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
but wait ... I thought the pope already wore a hat?
sometimes a little dissociation is a treat!!!
October 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
sometimes a little dissociation is a treat!!!