That doesn’t count as a blink. Stay strong brother.

Well, this is an extraordinarily ill informed meme. Please blink twice if they’re mistreating you at the bot farm.

This isn’t Martin Lewis. @martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com is the one you want. Block this clown.

Superb! Have you seen the Peep Show quotes compass? It's a personal favourite, though the Macron quotes one runs it close...