Things that are for the boys
-vasectomies
-shutting the fuck up

Things that are for the girlies
-anything you want princess

If you can't think of a way to ask for consent without "ruining the mood" then you're not ready to be messing around with grown women. Get a fleshlight and stay inside.

there's something eerily similar between slutty men who include their cat in thirst traps and mommy content creators who exploit their children

if you wanna avoid certain relationship drama, just adjust your Bumble settings to worm girls only.

Not a phone in sight, just people living in the moment.

Working in the wellness industry is crazy because I'll have coworkers legitimately recommend Wim Hof as a personal guru, unaware that he completely blasted his own colon open in a public fountain giving himself an enema.

Going no contact with a parent is so great because I no longer have a man who hasn't read a book since 1980 or been in a relationship without a 10+ year age gap since he was a teenager be condescending to me.

The people that "hate to bring gender into the conversation" have the same energy of people who "just don't see color".

Hey babe, would you still love me if I was an RFK brain worm?

I think my favorite niche social experience is seeing the devastation on a man's face when a woman he is interested in mentions being close with her father.

I am the universe farting itself awake.

Okay girlies is it just me or is being raised a cis man in our culture an assured diminishment of social empathy??